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Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: some people notice when l change the title  (Read 1843716 times)

martinuzz

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7630 laugfs and counting
« Reply #7620 on: July 31, 2017, 04:11:13 am »

I thought up a great birthday present. A dead cactus.

"What's this, a dead cactus? You hate me that much?"
"No way. I just didn't want to be like everyone else who just spend 10 minutes on the internet at the last moment to get a birthday present. I wanted to put real effort in it. You know how frigging hard it is to make a cactus die of neglect? Took me 2 years to make you this present".
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7630 laugfs and counting
« Reply #7621 on: July 31, 2017, 04:35:35 am »

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Creating stronghold maps out of wolves is glorious
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This reminds me of zoo tycoon.
I learned that you can trap the patrons in the zoo by removing the exits, then you can release animals in with the humans because the game reats closed off areas like pens.  lots of fun lion enrichment was had! :P
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7630 laugfs and counting
« Reply #7622 on: July 31, 2017, 08:19:13 am »

This reminds me of zoo tycoon.
I learned that you can trap the patrons in the zoo by removing the exits, then you can release animals in with the humans because the game reats closed off areas like pens.  lots of fun lion enrichment was had! :P
Zoo tycoon 2: Revenge of Harambe

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7630 laugfs and counting
« Reply #7623 on: July 31, 2017, 09:59:46 am »

This reminds me of zoo tycoon.
I learned that you can trap the patrons in the zoo by removing the exits, then you can release animals in with the humans because the game reats closed off areas like pens.  lots of fun lion enrichment was had! :P

I remember 'retiring' old animals in Zoo Tycoon 2 by throwing them in with the tigers. That, or throwing them into the shark volcano (there was a map in one of the expansions with a dormant volcano.)
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7630 laugfs and counting
« Reply #7624 on: July 31, 2017, 10:01:39 am »

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Creating stronghold maps out of wolves is glorious
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This reminds me of zoo tycoon.
I learned that you can trap the patrons in the zoo by removing the exits, then you can release animals in with the humans because the game reats closed off areas like pens.  lots of fun lion enrichment was had! :P
Stronghold Crusader also allowed for "Lion Enrichment Activities" Although I usually crashed the game by spawning too many lions.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7630 laugfs and counting
« Reply #7625 on: July 31, 2017, 10:14:06 am »

I recall doing that in empire earth. Start a scenario with thousands of wolves on my team, rush the ai player early. End of all things
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7630 laugfs and counting
« Reply #7628 on: August 01, 2017, 04:20:26 pm »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7630 laugfs and counting
« Reply #7629 on: August 01, 2017, 04:21:39 pm »

Those giant vertical sails are quite the issue.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7630 laugfs and counting
« Reply #7630 on: August 01, 2017, 04:28:36 pm »

Holy shit, it took me a second to realize that wasn't some kind of GTA physics glitch.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7630 laugfs and counting
« Reply #7631 on: August 01, 2017, 04:37:00 pm »

Real shame the gif lasts long enough to see its shadow come back down. It would've been perfect otherwise.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7630 laugfs and counting
« Reply #7632 on: August 01, 2017, 09:13:57 pm »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7630 laugfs and counting
« Reply #7633 on: August 01, 2017, 11:09:51 pm »

That is absolutely amazing.  Very disturbing, but amazing.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7630 laugfs and counting
« Reply #7634 on: August 02, 2017, 09:03:55 am »

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