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Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: some people notice when l change the title  (Read 1836597 times)

TheBiggerFish

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7630 laugfs and counting
« Reply #7515 on: June 12, 2017, 07:53:29 am »

There's also a long list of ones offering sex with Slavic ladies. As well as ones for sex with Asian women. And ones for hot tubs. And even one for free samples of KFC. It'd be one hell of a party if I could combine all four email offers into one...
Makes me suddenly wonder. How about minors that have a Gmail account that gets spammed with sex ads? Can't Google be sued for sexual harrasment of children / solliciting child prostitution for that?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7630 laugfs and counting
« Reply #7516 on: June 12, 2017, 09:11:26 am »

In Metal Gear Solid V, guards can have conversations with each other.

I heard one where two guards commented on the racism within the African PFs, and how the white CFA soldiers have Apartheid "in their blood." One soldier then noted in spite of the backdrop of Apartheid, some of the white CFA soldiers still treated them (presumably the black ones) as brothers-in-arms.

The soldier who said that line was white. The other one was black.

Then Quiet shot a nearby guard with a tranq rifle, popping off his helmet, interrupting their little bonding moment.

EDIT: Made better by the fact that these were actually Rogue Coyote Soldiers, who aren't with the CFA.
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« Reply #7517 on: June 14, 2017, 04:54:50 pm »

This scene has so much burn in it that it's a perfect metaphor for Rose's cooking.
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« Reply #7518 on: June 15, 2017, 08:17:23 am »

Australia's Labour and Green parties just passed a law allowing terminally ill patients to import medicinal cannibas. The conservative health minister however opposes it because

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that it is a potential risk not just to health, but to lives

I think ... terminally ill patients who voluntarily take medical marijuana are going to be willing to take their chances with some pot and not worry too much about whether pot's bad for you.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7630 laugfs and counting
« Reply #7519 on: June 15, 2017, 09:49:52 am »

I saw something on iFunny about a politician claiming 57 million Americans will die from gun violence each night.

A brief Google search says that the American population is 321.4 million (as of 2015).

A comment on the post claimed that it took prompting before the politician corrected himself.

Amazing in a morbid sort of way, really.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7630 laugfs and counting
« Reply #7520 on: June 15, 2017, 10:16:24 am »

Australia's Labour and Green parties just passed a law allowing terminally ill patients to import medicinal cannibas. The conservative health minister however opposes it because

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that it is a potential risk not just to health, but to lives

I think ... terminally ill patients who voluntarily take medical marijuana are going to be willing to take their chances with some pot and not worry too much about whether pot's bad for you.
With Australia's efforts to keep out non-indigenous species, you can at least be sure that you get weed without foul-burning headache inducing seeds.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7630 laugfs and counting
« Reply #7521 on: June 15, 2017, 10:48:29 am »

"New interface that allows faster transactions", they say.
"Froze after 20 seconds of using it", I say.
It's a miracle how France both has awesome trains and a hilariously flawed system to go with them.
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« Reply #7522 on: June 15, 2017, 11:00:47 am »

"New interface that allows faster transactions", they say.
"Froze after 20 seconds of using it", I say.
It's a miracle how France both has awesome trains and a hilariously flawed system to go with them.

Just about everything new (or "new", for that matter) has its kinks, no matter what people say about it. I mean, early cars apparently had difficulty just going up steep hills (though I guess that's not the biggest surprise considering the quality of wheels and engines back then), and look at us now.

Though we have gone from landing men on the moon to not being able to land men on the moon...
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7630 laugfs and counting
« Reply #7523 on: June 15, 2017, 12:18:44 pm »

Oh, im sure we could, but nobody want to pay for it, or take the blame if something goes wrong
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« Reply #7524 on: June 15, 2017, 12:43:13 pm »

Oh, im sure we could, but nobody want to pay for it, or take the blame if something goes wrong
Precisely what I mean - we no longer seem to have the ambition - which I count as being part of ability.
Anyway...
Lakitouille's videos can be pretty hilarious.

EDIT: I forgot the grammar amidst the three Youtube links. It should be fixed now.
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« Reply #7525 on: June 15, 2017, 12:44:57 pm »

Well, it's like SpaceX vs NASA. SpaceX believes in cutting corners for other advantages. NASA believes in safety first.
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« Reply #7526 on: June 15, 2017, 12:46:31 pm »

SNCF believes in putting displays in just the right spot for the sunlight to make them unreadable :P
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7630 laugfs and counting
« Reply #7527 on: June 19, 2017, 12:09:13 am »

A mod I installed for MGSV: TPP added a side-op in the Lufwa Valley Mansion.

The side-op flavor text mentioned an immensely dangerous technology that must be captured or destroyed.

I died several times trying to get the tech. I finally cleaned the place out, and I then noticed something in the middle of a room.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I picked it up.

Side-Op complete.

Morbidslinky (the creator of  the mod) tricked me.
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« Reply #7528 on: June 19, 2017, 06:01:07 pm »

In-depth, long-winded theological discussions in the Youtube comments on occult-themed psychedelic rock/doom videos.   
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« Reply #7529 on: June 19, 2017, 08:10:53 pm »

In-depth, long-winded theological discussions in the Youtube comments on occult-themed psychedelic rock/doom videos.   
Have you seen the purely random politics rants that have nothing to do with the video?
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