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[TempAcc]

That one time /tg/ fell in love with a particulary moe ork.

[Arx]

Knight-warden Lazarus - Today at 5:33 AM
SPARTANS
WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION

HotSauce2Go - Today at 6:11 AM
Eat cereal

[George_Chickens]

Spoiler: Of course, this will ensue sometime. Warning: I might be retarded at where is the line tho. (click to show/hide)

If you want to know: I built a ship with a max-ranged flamethrower with a swastika mark and then my enemy sends star of david and illuminatis.

What game?

[Rolan7]

Knight-warden Lazarus is a glorious name.  Literally.

1:39 AM - Roland Beowulf Achilles Gilgamesh: It was actually a lot of fun, but I get more of a kick from playing the samurai
1:39 AM - Roland Beowulf Achilles Gilgamesh: death, but by a code
1:39 AM - They Who Must Not Be Named: death, but by a code
1:39 AM - They Who Must Not Be Named: "what code is that?"
1:40 AM - They Who Must Not Be Named: "You die, I live."

1:45 AM - Roland Beowulf Achilles Gilgamesh: we were pretty much on the ground at the end lol, it was pretty great
1:45 AM - Roland Beowulf Achilles Gilgamesh: weakly potshotting each other
1:46 AM - Roland Beowulf Achilles Gilgamesh: Not to diminish how lethal it was!  I went from 92% to 10% in *one round*.  Motherfucker had armor piercing bullets, just like my friends
1:46 AM - Roland Beowulf Achilles Gilgamesh: If I see him again...  Not sure I'll go so easy.  His funeral.
1:46 AM - They Who Must Not Be Named: "YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD"

1:51 AM - Roland Beowulf Achilles Gilgamesh: The best fight is one your enemy never knows about - Sun Tzu, probably
1:53 AM - They Who Must Not Be Named: "The best fight is one where you killed everyone else." - Me

[Aklyon]

I was not expecting a second round of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Strip-Poker in 40k, but its probably sillier than the first one.

[Egan_BW]

That video is clear evidence of the supremacy of humanity.

[Felissan]

I've seen my brother-in-law play Breath of the Wild today. He spent at least 5 minutes at some point pushing heavy crates into a campfire to burn them open (with a torch in his inventory, of course) while my sister was telling him to just move on already to a sanctuary.

[Teneb]

I've seen my brother-in-law play Breath of the Wild today. He spent at least 5 minutes at some point pushing heavy crates into a campfire to burn them open (with a torch in his inventory, of course) while my sister was telling him to just move on already to a sanctuary.

Man has priorities.

[WillowLuman]

Surprisingly, this was the only really good terrible joke I've heard this April 1st

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[TheBiggerFish]

What are you talking about?

It's April 2nd today!

;P

[Flying Dice]

SB going down was part of an April Fools joke, but it was unintentional. Best of all possible worlds.

[Metalax]

Freeman is back.

[AzyWng]

Freeman is back.

Is he going across the universe any time soon?

I wanna see that. I'd pay money to see it, and I don't normally pay money for anything.

[Eric Blank]

Father told me a story about one of his patients. Last night one guy came out of his room all of a sudden and said "that fucker (his roommate) just punched me!" Apparently he had been asleep when the other man punched him twice for no apparent reason. When asked, the other patient said "im just tired of him pissing in my belly making me get up and pee every night!"

This guy is apparently delusional 100% of the time and does have to urinate frequently, but thats a new one to me.

[redwallzyl]

Father told me a story about one of his patients. Last night one guy came out of his room all of a sudden and said "that fucker (his roommate) just punched me!" Apparently he had been asleep when the other man punched him twice for no apparent reason. When asked, the other patient said "im just tired of him pissing in my belly making me get up and pee every night!"

This guy is apparently delusional 100% of the time and does have to urinate frequently, but thats a new one to me.

so some idiot pees the bed and punches his roommate for it? that's a fast way to get kicked out by whoever your renting with or being abandoned to pay rent yourself.