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Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: some people notice when 1 change the title  (Read 1565936 times)

Flying Dice

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #7170 on: February 14, 2017, 10:31:50 pm »

Hey, that's not funny. I bet that when you drink your white-supremacy filth it leaves a toothbrush milk mustache.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #7171 on: February 14, 2017, 10:37:16 pm »

Hey, that's not funny. I bet that when you drink your white-supremacy filth it leaves a toothbrush milk mustache.

You either drink milk weird or have tiny-rimmed glasses.
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Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #7172 on: February 14, 2017, 10:38:52 pm »

Hey, that's not funny. I bet that when you drink your white-supremacy filth it leaves a toothbrush milk mustache.
I've been drinking milk wrong
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #7174 on: February 15, 2017, 01:50:40 pm »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #7175 on: February 15, 2017, 05:16:58 pm »

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"Bactria celebrating with ANOTHER revolt!?"
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #7176 on: February 15, 2017, 06:51:07 pm »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #7177 on: February 15, 2017, 07:51:01 pm »

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"Bactria celebrating with ANOTHER revolt!?"
"It was an emotional journey." HEARTBREAKING account from the daring Hellenes escaping the barbarian wastelands called Persia.'

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #7178 on: February 15, 2017, 08:36:24 pm »

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"Bactria celebrating with ANOTHER revolt!?"
"It was an emotional journey." HEARTBREAKING account from the daring Hellenes escaping the barbarian wastelands called Persia.'

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Antiochus III made the classic strategical mistake of not doing a single intelligent thing and instead chose to take his entire cavalry force away from the battle to steal a few cooking pans from the Roman's camp while the Scipio tore apart his army. After witnessing his entire infantry body killed by a bunch of Latin savages from the middle of bumfuck nowhere, Antiochus shit his pants and fled the battlefield like a little girl.

Ah yes, the Epirote strategy. Classic.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #7179 on: February 15, 2017, 08:54:33 pm »

"The Argos horse found unconscious in crack-stable, given triumph immediately. Epirus' corpse has released no objections."
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Makes me curious, can cyborgs have future babies too?
On the offchance they can, I know who I want my daddy to be
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #7180 on: February 15, 2017, 09:21:58 pm »

Heeeey, da's muh burfdy.
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Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #7182 on: February 16, 2017, 08:02:08 pm »

World seems pretty normal to me

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #7183 on: February 17, 2017, 01:07:11 am »

No, no, there's definitely a problem. Sea levels supposed to be way higher. Antarctica's not supposed to be that cold, there's usually at least a little vegetation. This ice age bullshit is fucking everything up.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #7184 on: February 17, 2017, 04:02:28 am »

The Central Bank of Kyrzygstan is urging the 6 million citizens of the nation to buy at least 100 grammes of gold, to keep at home as emergency savings.
With interest rates for putting money in the bank being at an all time low, there is renewed interest worldwide in gold again. But no one pushes it as much as the Central Bank in Kyrzygstan.

So far, 140 kilograms of gold have been sold to private citizens.

Kyrzygstan has a national reserve of 4.5 tons of gold. If every citizen would buy 100 grammes, they need 600 tons.
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