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[TD1]

But.... it's incredibly obvious that it was a joke...?

Or so I thought, anyway.

[hector13]

It's George Lucas, so no:P

I was ready to be filled with righteous anger 'til I read the article.

[Flying Dice]

Once you actually read it, yeah. But like any sane person I hover links to check the url before clicking them.

[Felissan]

Kayin (the guy who made IWBTG) has made a blog post about his favorite games he's played in 2016.

Besiege: I hooked my joystick and a mod to it and then I made an airplane with proper control surfaces and tried to beat every stage with it despite the awkwardness in trying to do so and mostly just ended up crashing over and over again. 10/10

[GiglameshDespair]

A giant ant threw me towards the ground so hard I went through it, fell out the level, and then reappeared in the sky to splash down in the distant ocean.

Oh, EDF. You're so bad, but I love you.

[Flying Dice]

Hahaha holy shit I salted some people bad. Had a Colonial Marines round where xenos got wrecked and all that was left was myself (Ancient Spitter) and a decently aged Rav who went AFK after a while; prior to that we killed quite a few. I went full ham and started quoting Arnie lines from Predator, then led 20+ marines around in circles shooting at them for so long that the admins had to end the round with a marines minor victory because they couldn't catch me.

[TheBiggerFish]

Hahaha holy shit I salted some people bad. Had a Colonial Marines round where xenos got wrecked and all that was left was myself (Ancient Spitter) and a decently aged Rav who went AFK after a while; prior to that we killed quite a few. I went full ham and started quoting Arnie lines from Predator, then led 20+ marines around in circles shooting at them for so long that the admins had to end the round with a marines minor victory because they couldn't catch me.

What game was this?

[BlackHeartKabal]

Hahaha holy shit I salted some people bad. Had a Colonial Marines round where xenos got wrecked and all that was left was myself (Ancient Spitter) and a decently aged Rav who went AFK after a while; prior to that we killed quite a few. I went full ham and started quoting Arnie lines from Predator, then led 20+ marines around in circles shooting at them for so long that the admins had to end the round with a marines minor victory because they couldn't catch me.

What game was this?

Space Station 13.

[TheBiggerFish]

Cool.

[FallacyofUrist]

CAN'T TOUCH THAT!

[itisnotlogical]

Was curious, so I googled a list of first person shooters on the PS1. The only noteworthy titles are inferior ports of PC games from the PS1's lifespan.

[Akura]

Dug up Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law on Youtube. Been having a laugh.

[Yoink]

The only reason I am reluctant to join army. While this is Russians, it's about the same here, and even my undying nationalism is not enough for this shit.

Thanks a lot, asshole, now I'm hungry.

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...Cheers m8, just lost that pesky appetite and gained a six pack from laughing.

Oh, yeah, in my own Laffs: that moment when you're a li'l bit tipsy and trying to come up with a response to something on social media, only to realise that each potential answer you think of is more potentially offensive than the last. Fortunately, this remained comedic rather than tragic because I was aware of the situation and logged out before I could post.
No sense pissing people off to the point that they're less likely to attend my friend's birthday party, after all!

You're all invited, by the way.

[IronTomato]

A bunch of idiots fly to Vegas from Area 51 while being led by an extremely stupid 747 pilot

*The formation flies into the sunset*

??: That sunset, though...

Kid: IT'Z BOOTYFUL.

F/A18: Gonna pretend I didn't hear that.

??: Someone play the Top Gun anthem.

F/A18: This is fuckin' boss stuff right here.

*Green Hill Zone plays through someone's mic*

[Loud Whispers]

“That’s quite all right,” she replied. “Next time I’ll ring through beforehand so you don’t have to shoot me.”

It is believed the encounter happened at the Queen’s normal weekday residence, Buckingham Palace.