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[spümpkin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=subQrEPKytA


I've been watching a lot of JonTron lately, but this is relevant and a good one.

[Loud Whispers]

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[x2yzh9]

Watched key and peele today

[Akura]

Was sorting some kids' clothes today, saw some girls' pajamas with the cartoon character Sophia the First, riding on a winged horse. The horse looked like it was high. Since I know little more about that show other than the name(and it took me a while to find even that), I can't help but wonder if the show itself features weed-smoking pegasi.

[BlackHeartKabal]

This must be Poe. It absolutely must.

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    Proverbs
    16:19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."

God is famous for tough love for His creation so that means numerous people are going to die the first chance our Good Lord gets

The following are hated by God and need to repent before He grows wrathful

Abortionists
Actors
Activist Judges
Anti-Americans
Astronomers
Anime Fans
Atheists
Artists
Bastards, to tenth generation
Benghazi
Blogers
Bicyclists
Biologists
Birth Control Pill Popping Coeds
Bureau of Labor Statistics
Californians
Cancer Patients
Chamber of Commerce
Chess Players
Children who rape adults
Civil Rights Lawyers
Communists
Community Activists
Computer Gamers
Cosmologists
Culture War Cowards who hide in the military like Kerry
Darwinist
Defense Industry Workers, Vets and other lazy moochers
Doris Day Fans
Democrats
Department of Land Management
Dirty Pillows
Doctors
Dog Owners and other Sorcerers
Dwarfs and midgets
Drug Abusers
Economists
Epilepsy Drug Abusers
Environmentalists
Feminists
Furries
Fiat Currency
Freedom Haters
Gay Marriage
Government Regulators
Geologists
Goths
Grey Hound Bus Lines
Gun Control Freaks
Heretics
Harlots
Hippies
Historians
Hitler like secret communists
Hoddies
Homosexuals
Illegal Immigrants
Islamo-Fascists
IRS auditors and other reverse racists
Keynesian Economics
LARPers
Liberals
Magicians, stage or otherwise
Main Stream Media
Metro Sexuals
Men with Beards (exception: Duke Brothers)
Mentally Ill (no such thing)
Model Railroaders
Moochers
Muppets
New York Yankees
Nobel Peace Prize Winners
Nudists
Occultists
Occupy Movement Members
Oreo Cookies
Paleontologists
People who Live Near Gays
Pornographers
Pollsters
POWs (post-Vietnam War)
Pre-stolen Land Thieves
Progressives
Protestors
The Poor
Public Transit Workers
Public School Teachers
Public Opinion Pollsters
Racists and other anti-Caucasians
Realists
Reverse Racists
Rock Musicians
Satirists
Secularists
Secret Anti-Imperialists
Society Security Retirees (get a job grandpa)
Stalinist and other Nazis
Sissy Boys
TelePrompter Makers
Terrorist Fist Bumpers
Transvestites
University Professors
Union Members
Unemployed
Victims of Sexual Harassment and other men haters
Welfare Mothers
Women in their Unclean times.
Women who physically or sexually abuse men.
Witches
Vaccinationists

The Following Religions Have Displeased God and should turn to Baptists before it's to late

Catholics
Episcopalians
Methodists
Presbyterians
Pentecostals
Amish
Greek and Russian Orthodox
Muslims
Hindus
Jews
Pantheists
Buddhists
Pagans
Wiccans

The Following Countries are on bad ground with God

Australia
California
Canada
Finland
France
Germany
Japan
Iceland
India
Ile of Mann
New York (except for 911 site)
Poland
Portugal
Sweden
Virgin Islands (Depravity)

States God Does Not Consider Truly Part of the United States

California (sodomarriage enablers, gay rape, pot smoking, Berkly, avocados and Hellywood)
Colorado (legal pot smokers and movie theater shooters)
District of Columbia (sodomarriage, government workers and home of a Kenyan dictator)
Connecticut (Latte, sodomarriage)
Ohio (Union Workers)
Iowa (except Freehold) (sodomarriage, blame Des Moines for that)
Maine (sodomarriage, 5.28% speaks French)
Maryland (sodomarriage)
Massachusetts (sodomarriage, taxes)
Minnesota (50 000 people in this state speaks Swedish)
New York (sodomarriage and paganism; Catholics)
Michigan (Union Workers)
New Hampshire (sodomarriage)
Oregon (Hippies, sodomarriage, state of Washington's Mexico)
Rhode Island (sodomarriage enablers)
Washington(Sodomarriage, Wet Hippies, pot smoking)
Vermont (sodomarriage, and home of Ben & Jerrys, the gayest ice cream ever)
Virgina (Government Workers)


These games offend The Lord

Angry Birds (gateway game to sex)
Call of Duty series - all (necrophilia simulator)
City of Heroes (socialism)
Counter Strike (encouraging school shootings)
Deadspace 2 (demon worship)
Diablo 3 (Satanism)
Dragon Age 2 (feminism)
Dungeon and Dragons Online (pederasty)
Fallout 3 (Violent content)
Guitar Hero (drug abuse)
HALO III (Islamofaschism)
LA Noire (mocks law enforcement)
LEGOs (Fascism)
League of Legends (bestiality)
Minecraft (child sex slavery)
Oblivion (polytheism)
Pokemon (gateway to self abuse)
Portal 3 (sodomy simulator)
Resident Evil series - all (Femnazi agenda)
Starcraft 2 (gays in the military)
Skyrim (Sadomarriage)
Sims 3 (occult)
Super Mario Brothers (gay cruising tool)
Team Fortress 2 (promoting gay marriage)
Tetris (anal sex simulator)

The following musical forums are against God's and nature's laws

Jazz (woodwinds are fellatio simulators)
Indy (experimentation = Satanism)
Polka (sexual depravity)
Punk (bad haircuts)
Rap (Haminism)
Reggae (rhythm emphases on the off-beat is gateway to depravity)
Rock (drug abuse)

Plants that offend God
Figs (self abortion)

Animals that offend God
Dolphins (depravity)
Dinosaurs (homosexuality)
Pigs (unclean)*
Shellfish (unclean)*

* revised to "unclean but eatable" as per Peter


The Following Groups are Dead to God and beyond help

Canaanites
Pre-Flood People's
The county of Belgium (doesn't exist)

1. God just forgives nationalist socialists then?
2. What does League have to do with bestiality?
3. Why did I have Google define that without going into incognito mode?

[hector13]

Let's not bring that shit up again, it was a pain in the arse with everyone posting "this must be poe *massive example*" "oh this must really be poe *another massive example*"

Let that shit die in the gutter, no sense in bringing attention to it, because without a fucking doubt someone will take it seriously.

[AzyWng]

Someone already made a poe spreadsheet here anyhow.

[Reelya]

http://www.conservapedia.com/Poe's_law

The Poe is strong in this one.

[RedKing]

"Woodwinds are fellatio simulators" is the best thing to come out of that wall of wtf.

[itisnotlogical]

Either through oversight, a scripting bug or some mod conflict that I'm not aware of, Fire Spirits in Skyrim aren't actually immune to fire. One emerged out of a wall of flame in Labyrinthian... then promptly collapsed and dissolved into an ash pile.

[CABL]

http://www.conservapedia.com/Poe's_law

The Poe is strong in this one.

Too bad Conservapedia (at least it's creator) is totally serious.

[Reelya]

Yeah the Schlaffy's are cra-crazy. It's very hard to judge the rest of the editors however, I'm sure some Poe's slipped in. EDIT: Schlaffy, singular now.

[CABL]

IMHO, Conservapedia isn't funny at all. It's just....  Booooooring!

[Reelya]

Unlike your insightful and witty posts which always light up my otherwise dull day.

[Loud Whispers]

Apply aloe vera to the burns