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[AzyWng]

Move over, "Spring Cleaning".

Bonus points if you get the reference.

[EnigmaticHat]

Do people still care about The Iron Giant spoilers?

[Rose]

There's this corner of my bed that's also the corner of the room, where my daughter always likes to stand.

The past two days, when we had to keep the diaper off of her because of a rash, we found out why.

It's her toilet.

[Tawa]

I've spent the last hour or two browsing Subreddit Simulator.

My favorite I've run across tonight while browsing the top posts.

[redwallzyl]

you know whats really funny? seeing people you know on tv. its not the tv part that makes it funny though its the being dubbed over in Japaneses on somecrazy Japanese tv show. it's just so weird and hilarious.

[AzyWng]

Max Payne 2. I was playing the part where I was Mona. A guard on a scaffold/platform saw me and started shooting, saying that I couldn't hide or some shit.

THEN HE ROLLED OFF OF THE PLATFORM AND DIED IN THE SUBSEQUENT FALL! What a freaking idiot!

EDIT: I read Cinder's personal text.

[BlackHeartKabal]

EDIT: I read Cinder's personal text.

boop

[AzyWng]

EDIT: I read Cinder's personal text.

boop

NOOOOOO!

You have slain me, Black Heart!

EDIT: The comments section for This safebooru post.

SECOND EDIT: This video.

[Akura]

So. This is what happens if you try to get the Cossacks to surrender.

Quite a bit of profanity here, just to warn.

[A Thing]

So. This is what happens if you try to get the Cossacks to surrender.

Quite a bit of profanity here, just to warn.

"Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!" Man, I'll have to use that one at some point. Seems like a good way to redirect someone when they ask me what day it is.

[redwallzyl]

So. This is what happens if you try to get the Cossacks to surrender.

Quite a bit of profanity here, just to warn.

"Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!" Man, I'll have to use that one at some point. Seems like a good way to redirect someone when they ask me what day it is.

Man that letters insulting. they kind of just said F YOUUUUUUUUUUU to one of the most powerful men in the world and rode off into the sunset while mooning him. and got away with it.

[Boatsniper]

This kind of thing only happens to the CPU.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I found this article on English Wikipedia that, despite being there, was clearly written by an annoyed Japanese person. Every single sentence has the hallmarks of only being pretty good at writing English, and that image, oh my god.

[redwallzyl]

I found this article on English Wikipedia that, despite being there, was clearly written by an annoyed Japanese person. Every single sentence has the hallmarks of only being pretty good at writing English, and that image, oh my god.

 

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[Flying Dice]

Just got a scam call on my answering machine. It's the pretty standard one where they try to convince you that there are fines and criminal charges against you pending, yadda yadda, with the ultimate goal of convincing you to buy one of those prepaid cards to send them a small fee to take care of it. Preying on the elderly and gullible, that old saw.

But the thing is, this one had a preface. The bulk of the call was Female Robo-Voice #754735, but right at the beginning there was a distinctly male "Heeeey, bitch" before the robo-message kicked in.

Cracked me right the fuck up. Like, heeey, bitch, your mic was hot!