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Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: some people notice when l change the title  (Read 1844434 times)

EnigmaticHat

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6240 on: August 12, 2016, 05:33:29 pm »

...what?

Anyone who is politically aware enough to vote is politically aware enough to have an opinion on which of the two candidates they would LEAST dislike in office.  Let's say Bob is a politically active individual who hates both candidates but hates Hillary less.  Bob goes in to vote, but instead he votes for Jill Stein.  This does nothing, except make a statement that people have been making for almost 200 years with no effect at all in that entire time.  So, a person, who is a Hillary voter (since most voters in the US vote on the basis of least dislike) came into a voting booth.  But, Hillary is not up a vote.  So, effectively, Trump gained a vote.  In parallel universe where Bob was a Trump supporter, NegaBob's decision to vote for Trump has the same effect on the election as Bob Prime choosing to vote for Jill.  A one vote swing.

Anyway, I'm told people came here to laugh so we should move on soonish.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6241 on: August 12, 2016, 07:01:18 pm »

Anyway, I'm told people came here to laugh so we should move on soonish.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6242 on: August 12, 2016, 08:04:50 pm »

>implying the mechanics of a two-party system are worthy of the science thread
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6243 on: August 12, 2016, 10:13:05 pm »

>implying the mechanics of a two-party system are worthy of the science thread
Psychology or anthropology?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6244 on: August 12, 2016, 10:51:18 pm »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6247 on: August 13, 2016, 10:55:01 pm »

Billy West is reading Trump quotes as Zapp Brannigan on his Twitter.

Someone started it as a meme, and he noticed.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6248 on: August 15, 2016, 09:03:22 pm »

Sonlir: But that wasn't that callibre of shitposting ;P
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Sonlir: BACK IN mY DAY WE HAD TO WALK TO THE INTERNET CAFE! IN THE SNOW! AND UPHILL! BOTH WAYS!
bfel001: AND THEN WE HAD TO MANUALLY ENTER THE URL OF THE SITE WE WANTED TO TROLL
Sonlir: BAH! MANUALLY? TYPE? IN MY DAYS WE HAD TO USE A TELEPHONE TO VOCALIZE THE INTERNET! BEEEEEE BOOOOOOOOP PSSSHHHHHHHHH!
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6249 on: August 15, 2016, 10:13:22 pm »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6250 on: August 15, 2016, 10:26:52 pm »

Not sure I get whats happening there. Did she set you up with your jester?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6251 on: August 16, 2016, 04:45:40 am »

That could put a new meaning to "Trick the devil".
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6252 on: August 16, 2016, 08:14:00 am »

Not sure I get whats happening there. Did she set you up with your jester?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6253 on: August 16, 2016, 01:25:01 pm »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6254 on: August 16, 2016, 04:36:30 pm »

What does it take to convince a teenaged CoD player to be kind and considerate to strangers on the internet?

This, apparently.
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