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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6105 on: July 26, 2016, 05:30:23 pm »
When taking into account the current political climate, this old thing from the Onion becomes ridiculously funny:
"U.S. Condemned For Pre-Emptive Use Of Hillary Clinton Against Pakistan"
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6106 on: July 26, 2016, 06:54:50 pm »
Quote from: martinuzz on July 26, 2016, 05:20:07 pm
Pokemon Go causes cancer.

At least, if you live in Japan.

Apparently, police and security are reporting multiple cases of people wandering around in the no-go area around Fukushima, because the game tells them to go find Pokemon there.

The Japanese government has asked Niantic to please make it a no-go area ingame as well. Tepco, the owner of the reactor has sent a similar request.
It amazes me how there's stories like this. It suggests that people will go somewhere really dumb just because a game says to.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6107 on: July 26, 2016, 08:35:21 pm »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6108 on: July 26, 2016, 08:37:24 pm »
I'm not sure who I find more annoying between the guy who tried to lowball the other guy, or the guy who won't just end the conversation and say there's no deal.

At least Pokemon Go might spur humanity's space exploration.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6109 on: July 27, 2016, 02:37:36 am »
Did niantec preemptively put pokemon on other celestial bodies or something?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6110 on: July 27, 2016, 02:48:05 am »
Put special pokemon on mars, instantly encourage space exploration.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6111 on: July 27, 2016, 07:46:25 am »
Quote from: Spehss _ on July 26, 2016, 06:54:50 pm
It amazes me how there's stories like this. It suggests that people will go somewhere really dumb just because a game says to.
Sadly, they will. Dumb people not only exist, they're outbreeding smart people.

"Hey there's all kinds of signs here with death heads saying don't enter, mortal danger"
"Dude, if it's cleared for use in the game it must be safe. Probably just lazy government workers who forgot to remove the signs."
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6112 on: July 27, 2016, 11:10:20 am »
From working in customer service and trying to keep people out of the bathrooms when cleaning, I think its more accurate that dumb folks simply don't see signs. Ever. It might as well not exist.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6113 on: July 27, 2016, 03:31:46 pm »
I don't always see signs. Actually my method of opening doors consists of running into the door headfirst, frowning when it doesn't open and then actually opening it depending on whether it has a sign or handle or both.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6114 on: July 27, 2016, 04:20:22 pm »
so i got into a conversation pertaining to Havel the Rock with a friend

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We decided to call it a day after that, the maddening extent of Havel's family tree is too much for a mortal mind to bear. :v
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6115 on: July 27, 2016, 04:58:09 pm »
 Watching a TV show on Netflix where one of the people says "Yah, we got his hard drives" and pulls out...

 A power supply.
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« Reply #6116 on: July 27, 2016, 05:01:06 pm »
Quote from: Aseaheru on July 27, 2016, 04:58:09 pm
Watching a TV show on Netflix where one of the people says "Yah, we got his hard drives" and pulls out...

 A power supply.
Which one?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6117 on: July 27, 2016, 05:08:36 pm »
Quote from: BorkBorkGoesTheCode on July 27, 2016, 05:01:06 pm
Quote from: Aseaheru on July 27, 2016, 04:58:09 pm
Watching a TV show on Netflix where one of the people says "Yah, we got his hard drives" and pulls out...

 A power supply.
Which one?
Sounds like the Law and Order: SVU gamer hit piece episode to me. Maybe not that episode, but almost certainly SVU. That show is the single greatest concentration of stupidity produced in the last twenty years.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6118 on: July 27, 2016, 06:28:48 pm »
There's also CSI: Cyber which is fucking hilarious
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6119 on: July 27, 2016, 06:34:35 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on July 27, 2016, 05:08:36 pm
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Quote from: Aseaheru on July 27, 2016, 04:58:09 pm
Watching a TV show on Netflix where one of the people says "Yah, we got his hard drives" and pulls out...

 A power supply.
Which one?
Sounds like the Law and Order: SVU gamer hit piece episode to me. Maybe not that episode, but almost certainly SVU. That show is the single greatest concentration of hilarity produced in the last twenty years.
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Now seriously.
I mean of all of shows you could possibly mess up, why a show about an SVU, come on.
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