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Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: some people notice when 1 change the title  (Read 1565995 times)

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5610 on: May 04, 2016, 02:49:39 pm »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5611 on: May 04, 2016, 05:21:46 pm »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5612 on: May 04, 2016, 05:28:35 pm »

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Only one thing? Man that's hard.
I would get rid of the people who hate the human race and wish to end it like this Michael Sherman. Humans will extinctify ourselves with wars eventually, but people who want to kill off the whole human race 4noraisin?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5613 on: May 04, 2016, 05:29:27 pm »

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Only one thing? Man that's hard.
I'd remove human stupidity.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5614 on: May 04, 2016, 05:31:03 pm »

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Only one thing? Man that's hard.
I'd remove human stupidity.
I'd remove Mortality for all species.
Yeah, this means no more meat, but it also means crops can't die and we can harvest their fruits indefinitely, gardens will never fade, etc.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5615 on: May 04, 2016, 05:40:43 pm »

It also solves fossil-fuel derived pollution in the long run, since no more will form. Also a lot of other problems with the atmosphere, because of all the plants.

How would it work for harvesting things like wood and plant fiber? Even if you uproot the stump of a tree it keeps growing back?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5616 on: May 04, 2016, 05:44:35 pm »

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Only one thing? Man that's hard.
I'd remove human stupidity.
I'd remove Mortality for all species.
Yeah, this means no more meat, but it also means crops can't die and we can harvest their fruits indefinitely, gardens will never fade, etc.

If you locked someone in a box and buried it, could they be trapped pretty much forever?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5617 on: May 04, 2016, 05:51:25 pm »

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Only one thing? Man that's hard.
I'd remove human stupidity.
I'd remove Mortality for all species.
Yeah, this means no more meat, but it also means crops can't die and we can harvest their fruits indefinitely, gardens will never fade, etc.
It also means you will have an immortal cold virus. Plenty of terrible things out there that don't need you to die.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5618 on: May 04, 2016, 06:02:35 pm »

Also cancer, I have too many mouths and they all scream

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5619 on: May 04, 2016, 07:00:46 pm »

I'd remove Mortality for all species.
Yeah, this means no more meat, but it also means crops can't die and we can harvest their fruits indefinitely, gardens will never fade, etc.
In other words, you want to cover the Earth's surface with an ever-growing layer of bacteria, ants, rabbits, humans, etc?

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We should send a What If? question to Randall: "What if all the species on earth suddenly stopped dying but kept multiplying at the same rate?"
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5620 on: May 04, 2016, 07:06:14 pm »

Hey, it's a strong impetus to work on space travel and living.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5621 on: May 04, 2016, 07:08:05 pm »

I'd remove Mortality for all species.
Yeah, this means no more meat, but it also means crops can't die and we can harvest their fruits indefinitely, gardens will never fade, etc.
In other words, you want to cover the Earth's surface with an ever-growing layer of bacteria, ants, rabbits, humans, etc?

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We should send a What If? question to Randall: "What if all the species on earth suddenly stopped dying but kept multiplying at the same rate?"
Yes.  Doing that.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5622 on: May 04, 2016, 07:16:54 pm »

Agreed. Put all our names on it.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5623 on: May 04, 2016, 07:18:09 pm »

Dang it, I already sent it off without any of our names on it.  :(


Well, I linked him here, so he'll probably at least see the thread.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5624 on: May 04, 2016, 07:19:05 pm »

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I'd remove any opposition to me being ruler of earth
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