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Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: some people notice when l change the title  (Read 1837106 times)

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5580 on: May 01, 2016, 11:26:44 am »

So I was playing GTA: SA, and I'd gotten to Las Venturas. I saved after stealing a police van with a 2-star wanted level, and the wanted level was gone after I saved.

I entered the Four Dragons Casino, and right behind the door were two police officers waiting to greet me! They actually shot my character as he was entering the building!

Wierd!
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5581 on: May 01, 2016, 12:53:27 pm »

So I was playing GTA: SA, and I'd gotten to Las Venturas. I saved after stealing a police van with a 2-star wanted level, and the wanted level was gone after I saved.

I entered the Four Dragons Casino, and right behind the door were two police officers waiting to greet me! They actually shot my character as he was entering the building!

Wierd!
GTA police wised up and started authorizing hits on PCs.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5582 on: May 01, 2016, 01:12:15 pm »

So I was playing GTA: SA, and I'd gotten to Las Venturas. I saved after stealing a police van with a 2-star wanted level, and the wanted level was gone after I saved.

I entered the Four Dragons Casino, and right behind the door were two police officers waiting to greet me! They actually shot my character as he was entering the building!

Wierd!
GTA police wised up and started authorizing hits on PCs.

Thing was, my wanted level was zero! When I opened the door (You know the animation when you walk into the building marker, the one where CJ opens the door?), two cops had appeared behind it!

I appeared in the casino, my wanted level zero, the guards didn't shoot at me. Wierd!
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5583 on: May 01, 2016, 01:16:12 pm »

They were in limbo behind the door, so they didn't receive the message that CJ was no longer wanted.

They're like that Japanese guy on one of the islands who didn't know the war was finished, and when he was discovered in the '60s they had to get his retired CO out to get him to stand down.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5584 on: May 01, 2016, 05:58:19 pm »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5585 on: May 01, 2016, 06:37:46 pm »

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That smile makes him look like he knows *exactly* what he's saying.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5586 on: May 02, 2016, 02:49:23 am »

Uhh, wait, what?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5588 on: May 02, 2016, 03:50:24 am »

Uhh, wait, what?

360 degrees brings you back to where you started. :V

I'm guessing this was just misplaced hyperbole, though.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5590 on: May 02, 2016, 04:52:44 am »

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That smile makes him look like he knows *exactly* what he's saying.
Ahmet was the former foreign minister of Tukey too. I wonder if 360* means something else to him?

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5591 on: May 02, 2016, 07:59:21 am »

They were in limbo behind the door, so they didn't receive the message that CJ was no longer wanted.

They're like that Japanese guy on one of the islands who didn't know the war was finished, and when he was discovered in the '60s they had to get his retired CO out to get him to stand down.

There wasn't just one of those guys, but a whole pile of them on different islands. The three last confirmed ones were in the 1970's, in Guam, The Phillipines and Indonesia. There are more alleged sightings up to the 1990's, but no definitive proof. Although a couple of Japanese soldiers joined the Malaysian communist resistance after the war, only returning to Japan in 1990.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5592 on: May 02, 2016, 12:06:27 pm »

Why am I only finding out about this movie now?
My day, it has been made.

I don't know who in their right mind could possibly have thought this was a good idea. I salute them.

Any way to get an English version? Subs, not dubs.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5594 on: May 02, 2016, 07:39:59 pm »

Why am I only finding out about this movie now?
My day, it has been made.
The way the video description just summarizes it all so matter-of-factly makes it so much funnier to me.
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