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Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: some people notice when 1 change the title  (Read 1565866 times)

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5565 on: April 27, 2016, 03:29:52 pm »

We need a pathos joke bot so the process is automated whenever the opportunity presents itself. Until then.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5566 on: April 27, 2016, 03:33:14 pm »

What's black and white and black and white and black and white?

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Given the topic discussed before said joke, I assumed the answer would have been something to do with Barack Obama running back and forth in front of the White House :P
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5567 on: April 27, 2016, 03:51:13 pm »

What's black and white and black and white and black and white?

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Given the topic discussed before said joke, I assumed the answer would have been something to do with Barack Obama running back and forth in front of the White House :P
Hey, that one's... actually not that bad. Huh.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5568 on: April 28, 2016, 05:15:22 am »

This weeks Jimquisition.

Now, the whole video itself is not the funny part, it's how Jim Fucking Sterling, Son got around the content ID bullshit that hits his videos when they contain footage from some of the twatty companies out there (like Nitendo). He basically piled on several copyrighted things into the video, and now, when all of the different companies file their claim to monetize it and leech money off off stuff that's supposed to be free they'll be deadlocked in their claims and nobody will get anything. Fucking brilliant.

Plus the little middle finger dance he does to Erasure at the end is funny :D
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5569 on: April 28, 2016, 11:56:07 pm »

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Auckland’s housing market is so under-supplied that there aren’t even enough houses to go round the journalists wanting to report on them.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5570 on: April 29, 2016, 01:12:30 pm »

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I can never look at philosoraptor the same again. :P
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5571 on: April 29, 2016, 05:00:14 pm »

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We should ship all the empty mortgaged homes from the US there.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5572 on: April 29, 2016, 05:05:34 pm »

Didn't start looking for sources until ~two hours ago. 2k words into this term paper, 2.5k maximum left to go. I wish I could get paid a reasonable wage to do this.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5573 on: April 29, 2016, 05:07:28 pm »

I think you actually can, it's just... not really legal :P
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5574 on: April 29, 2016, 07:55:03 pm »

Does writing essays for sale really pay that well?

Besides, this is shit I know inside and out. 4kish words on developing a model for integrating traditional ontological hierarchical structure with the user-based term generation of a folksonomy combined with individualized term-authorizing search profiles is easy as pie when I'm only working on theory and not actually trying to write the code or draw up a timetable for development.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5575 on: April 29, 2016, 08:02:16 pm »

I understood some of those words
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5576 on: April 29, 2016, 10:17:45 pm »

Finished that sucker, pounded out a self-evaluation, all I've got left now are a peer review and a pile of short essays for a pair of exams. ^^
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5578 on: April 30, 2016, 02:56:00 pm »

folksonomy

yeah ok
It's just a portmanteau of "folks" and "taxonomy". The gist is that it's a taxonomy that's the product of free collaboration between individuals rather than intentional design by a single professional or small group. Generally they're more responsive to the needs of the community that developed them, more flexible, and better able to react to changes in technology, linguistics, &c., but lack hierarchical structuring and only have soft preferred terms rather than hard ones, which means that they can be more difficult to search with a high degree of precision, especially when they're contributed to by large communities.

Hence the need to hybridize them with elements of traditional vocabulary control-if you can retain most of the flexibility and responsiveness while allowing for precision searching and individualized authority control, you've got the makings of an information retrieval system that beats out pretty much anything previously developed. There's already been some work on the subject, but only in the past decade or so, and only a handful of field trials.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5579 on: April 30, 2016, 10:35:29 pm »

folksonomy

yeah ok
It's just a portmanteau of "folks" and "taxonomy". The gist is that it's a taxonomy that's the product of free collaboration between individuals rather than intentional design by a single professional or small group. Generally they're more responsive to the needs of the community that developed them, more flexible, and better able to react to changes in technology, linguistics, &c., but lack hierarchical structuring and only have soft preferred terms rather than hard ones, which means that they can be more difficult to search with a high degree of precision, especially when they're contributed to by large communities.

Hence the need to hybridize them with elements of traditional vocabulary control-if you can retain most of the flexibility and responsiveness while allowing for precision searching and individualized authority control, you've got the makings of an information retrieval system that beats out pretty much anything previously developed. There's already been some work on the subject, but only in the past decade or so, and only a handful of field trials.

You know, I'm pretty proud that I vaguely understand all of that.
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