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[Kot]

Spooderman pls

[IronTomato]

I am currently re-reading Roll To Seek The Grail yet again. Never does it fail to amuse and entertain me!
A true classic.

But is it as good as The Quest for the Holey Grail?

[Tawa]

I am currently re-reading Roll To Seek The Grail yet again. Never does it fail to amuse and entertain me!
A true classic.

But is it as good as The Quest for the Holey Grail?

oh my gosh thank you for reminding me about this

[Amperzand]

I leave this here without comment.

[Tawa]

Ladies, gentlemen, I give you:

Spoiler: All alone trance, OR, "Lost in Thoughts All Alone: Google Translate Edition" (click to show/hide)

Original lyrics:

You are the ocean's gray waves, destined to seek
Life beyond the shore just out of reach
Yet the waters ever change, flowing like time
The path is yours to climb
In the white light, a hand reaches through
A double-edged blade cuts your heart in two
Waking dreams fade away,
Embrace the brand-new day
Sing with me a song of birthrights and love
The light scatters to the sky above
Dawn breaks through the gloom, white as a bone
Lost in thoughts all alone
You are the ocean's gray waves, destined to seek
Life beyond the shore just out of reach
Yet the waters ever change, flowing like time
The path is yours to climb
Embrace the dark you call a home,
Gaze upon an empty, white throne
A legacy of lies,
A familiar disguise
Sing with me a song of conquest and fate
The black pillar cracks beneath its weight
Night breaks through the day, hard as a stone
Lost in thoughts all alone
The path you walk on belongs to destiny, just let it flow
All of your joy and your pain will fall like the tide, let it flow
Life is not just filled with happiness, nor sorrow
Even the thorn in your heart, in time it may become a rose
A burdened heart sinks into the ground
A veil falls away without a sound
Not day nor night, wrong nor right
For truth and peace you fight
Sing with me a song of silence and blood
The rain falls, but can't wash away the mud
Within my ancient heart dwells madness and pride
Can no one hear my cry
You are the ocean's gray waves, destined to seek
Life beyond the shore, just out of reach
Yet the waters ever change, flowing like time
The path is yours to climb
You are the ocean's gray waves
Google Translate-induced lyrics:

Martin Gray
to stay
dry
i am
the result
In a few years,
The number of deaths
but
music
without
After the game, the next morning, and he said yes.
now
March
to stay
However, the water,
i am
piercing
Blue and white ball
on the floor
look like
together
currently
culture
now
one by one
terrorism
this world
look like
Vehicle
Philadelphia
Day and night,
Kovač, war and peace
A lot.
the
We believe in love
If you hear an alarm
March
to stay
However, the water,
i am
men

Unfortunately, "Can no one hear my cry" becoming "No one can hear you scream" was lost early on. :c

[Kot]

Spoiler: Scroll right slowly. (click to show/hide)

Second-last image is how I view Russians all the time.

[Avis-Mergulus]

Second-last image is how I view Russians all the time.

That is oddly insulting coming from a Polish person. It's not like you're much better in the goppity-gop-squat department, is it?
Still, I love how all the weapons and papers just have DICK written on them. Reminds me of that old joke about how to build a fence in Russia: first you write the three magic letters, ХУЙ, and then you just nail a bunch of planks to them.

[Kot]

That is oddly insulting coming from a Polish person. It's not like you're much better in the goppity-gop-squat department, is it?

It's mostly because of the sudden contrast between gradually bigger and meaner Sovietball and then suddenly it's just Russiaball looking like it's wondering "what the fuck just happened".
And I never said Poles are that much better, so...
EDIT: http://i.imgur.com/rIDCLyt.gifv
"Trust me I'm an engineer" song instantly comes into my mind.

[Avis-Mergulus]

Actually, if you make an analysis of the whole lineup, it consists of these 'Russia stronk - Russia MOST STRONK - Russia wonders WTF just happened' sequences. Which is somewhat historically accurate, I guess, if a bit of an oversimplification.

[Kot]

GG MOTHERFUCKERS
Dun dun dun dun dun dun

[miauw62]

https://youtu.be/JGGpIyufwWE

[Shook]

so i found a lowercase r in Enter the Gungeon

Not the most EFFECTIVE gun, but it certainly cracked me up. :v

[KingofstarrySkies]

I too found that gun! It amused me. However, in comparison to my Vertebrak-47, it was sorely outmatched.

[EnigmaticHat]

VertebrAK-47 chews through bosses like almost nothing else (aside from the ghost busters backpack).

[Amperzand]

boolet... boolet... boolet... boolet...