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Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: some people notice when l change the title  (Read 1837165 times)

Flying Dice

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5265 on: March 16, 2016, 11:56:46 pm »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5266 on: March 17, 2016, 12:02:17 am »

It's them Germanic Pagans that cause the problems bro, what wiv their tribes an' shit.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5267 on: March 17, 2016, 09:35:51 am »

Say that to the Umayylmaos trying to invade west francia in my game.

Anyway, I know the whole ~new ghostbusters~ movie sucked balls, that it was basically a poorly done SJW propaganda piece, and that the actresses visited a hospital in order to raise awareness for the movie, which basically only made them look like assholes using dying people to gain popularity, but I laughed my ass off at this:

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5268 on: March 17, 2016, 10:06:16 am »

remove papists
REMOVE PAPIST

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Say that to the Umayylmaos trying to invade west francia in my game.
Anyway, I know the whole ~new ghostbusters~ movie sucked balls, that it was basically a poorly done SJW propaganda piece, and that the actresses visited a hospital in order to raise awareness for the movie, which basically only made them look like assholes using dying people to gain popularity, but I laughed my ass off at this:
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Lol did they actually release it already? Fuck I haven't even noticed, that can't be good

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5269 on: March 17, 2016, 11:36:01 am »

Say that to the Umayylmaos trying to invade west francia in my game.

Anyway, I know the whole ~new ghostbusters~ movie sucked balls, that it was basically a poorly done SJW propaganda piece, and that the actresses visited a hospital in order to raise awareness for the movie, which basically only made them look like assholes using dying people to gain popularity, but I laughed my ass off at this:

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Who the hell gives a Stewie plush to a child?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5270 on: March 17, 2016, 02:51:35 pm »

Anyway, I know the whole ~new ghostbusters~ movie sucked balls, that it was basically a poorly done SJW propaganda piece

lol it's just bad comedy, no need to make it a conspiracy theory

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5271 on: March 17, 2016, 04:45:23 pm »

lol it's just bad comedy, no need to make it a conspiracy theory
Nah m8 it wasn't just a bad comedy, this was a classic retooled for ebin sjw points, you should've seen the fuckhueg backlash from sjw fans when they made the three white women strong independent scientists need no man whilst the one black woman was the black one whose qualifications were being black and could not into science because black

Subtle marketing

Anyways they're hoping they can coast by on politics alone whilst making nothing of value whilst sodomizing timeless classics and making dying children suffer their company and gladly for once they're wrong

And that means there's good in the world

Honestly reading the script and seeing the trailer reactions has already given me more joy than this botched abortion, I can only assume someone intended for this film to bomb in order to reap tax credits

Also Christ Hemsworth is in it
As far as I can tell he is just the sexy one, they really missed the massive opportunity to have a super sexy cast and rake in easy dolla

Probably the biggest reason why it will flop is not the politics or not having Chris Hemsworth shirtless enough, it's just that this is not just a terrible comedy, this is a Ghostbusters remake. You cannot avoid comparison with Ghostbusters because you've made it a Ghostbusters movie in a cynical attempt to cash in on nostalgiabux when all you end up doing is taking a crap on everyone's classic :P
And ultimately what was it that made the Ghostbusters film hilarious? Great script, great characters and great comedians having fun. I don't think they picked comedians of equal calibre.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5274 on: March 17, 2016, 07:30:21 pm »

lol it's just bad comedy, no need to make it a conspiracy theory
Nah m8 it wasn't just a bad comedy, this was a classic retooled for ebin sjw points, you should've seen the fuckhueg backlash from sjw fans when they made the three white women strong independent scientists need no man whilst the one black woman was the black one whose qualifications were being black and could not into science because black

Subtle marketing

Anyways they're hoping they can coast by on politics alone whilst making nothing of value whilst sodomizing timeless classics and making dying children suffer their company and gladly for once they're wrong

And that means there's good in the world

Honestly reading the script and seeing the trailer reactions has already given me more joy than this botched abortion, I can only assume someone intended for this film to bomb in order to reap tax credits

I didn't say it wasn't designed to bring defenders from the SJW crowd, only that it isn't some sort of SJW propaganda piece.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5275 on: March 17, 2016, 07:52:13 pm »

At least we can all agree it's bad.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5276 on: March 17, 2016, 07:56:14 pm »

The graceful and majestic lyrebird.

This is cool to watch in a video like this, but it seems like the kinda thing you wouldn't want parking itself next door to your house.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5277 on: March 17, 2016, 11:09:22 pm »

In TF2 it's possible to set up an Engineer's teleporters so that the two intersect and anybody trying to use them get stuck in the teleporter model, which results in an endless teleportation loop that they can't get out of without committing suicide. So someone set up a teleporter trap like that, and of course a few people fell for it and complained about it. As such another Engineer gets the bright idea to build a teleporter trap right next to the first. Now these things are obviously funky to make since the game tries to prevent you from placing the teleporters so that they intersect. As such this guy was slowly moving around his placed exit, trying to find the correct position to place the entrance to finish the trap. Unfortunately he wasn't looking where he was going and accidently wandered into the first teleporter trap. Needless to say, everyone nearby stopped to point and laugh at him for his stupidity. It was pretty damn great.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5278 on: March 17, 2016, 11:13:57 pm »

I remember jumping into one of those as heavy on purpose. Enjoyed being that engie's sentry.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5279 on: March 18, 2016, 08:25:20 am »

So I'm watching a horror movie - already hilarious I know.

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