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[Spehss _]

Also, I was going to make some gingernut biscuits but the only ginger we had was ~20 year old powder. I got mum to buy some when she went grocery shopping. When she got home:
Mum: "[OW], I bought your ginger. Wait, that says garlic."

Bake garlicnut biscuits instead. What could go wrong.

[WillowLuman]

Bathe in garlic oil and Alfredo sauce and run into battle buck naked so your enemies know you mean business

[Graknorke]

M8 come on. I saw the trailers for that film and one of my immediate thoughts was "there is totally going to be porn of that rabbit". Anyone could have seen it coming from miles off.

[Egan_BW]

Most movies are secretly made entirely to sell merchandise. This one is secretly made entirely to sell porn.

[Loud Whispers]

>secretly

[Egan_BW]

For which one?

[Graknorke]

For which one?

Yes.

[WillowLuman]

M8 come on. I saw the trailers for that film and one of my immediate thoughts was "there is totally going to be porn of that rabbit". Anyone could have seen it coming from miles off.

Which is what makes the sheer impotency of the angst behind the petition so damn funny. Even if the OP rescinded (or more likely, posted it as satire), everyone signing the thing is basically pissing in the wind.

[Akura]

And here's the best line of the article:

In an update, the person, who identified as “Furries Against Yiff,” wrote, “[N]evermind i just looked at some of the porn and its actuially [sic] kinda hot please make more.”

[Levi]

After the war ends(spoilers, Autobots win), a Decepticon named SkullCruncher goes into stand-up comedy and gets rich doing it.

I love the "More than Meets the Eye" series, its got such great writing and is hilarious.

[Graknorke]

And here's the best line of the article:

In an update, the person, who identified as “Furries Against Yiff,” wrote, “[N]evermind i just looked at some of the porn and its actuially [sic] kinda hot please make more.”

And all was right with the world once more.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Beautiful.

[martinuzz]

While raiding a druglord's house in Amsterdam, police found that the drug lord's money stash is being guarded by two live crocodiles. The animals are situated such, that to reach the stash, one has to pass through them.

Police are standing down until reinforcements from the local zoo arrive to remove the crocs without harming them (police are not allowed to shoot them, the animals are legally owned with a permit, if they'd shoot them, they could be sued for vandalism. Yes. vandalism. An animal is a thing according to the law so killing an animal is regarded as vandalism).

[hops]

They should've hired some adventurers.

[Teneb]

How do you legally own two crocodiles?