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[Empiricist]

Okay, what is it with these people and thinking that comic sans is an appropriate font for scientific discussion?

[Loud Whispers]

I've made shitposts whilst high off of poisoned kebabs more coherent than that

[Tawa]

Okay, what is it with these people and thinking that comic sans is an appropriate font for scientific discussion?

Well, the people who made the Higgs Boson presentation thought so too. Maybe the loonies are trying to imitate them?

[Amperzand]

I noticed that he enjoys contradicting himself as well. "The sun can't exist because it would implode" "The sun can't be fusion-based because there isn't enough energy". Friend, that's how it works. The sun is imploding constantly, which provides the force to initiate fusion, which stops it imploding.

[Spehss _]

The second sentence is a glorious pun.

Daaaaaaamn that's a stealthy pun. I almost didn't notice.

[AzyWng]

The theory that renders the Sun a gas sphere with a nuclear fusion furnace inside is a dead horse. While efforts have been made to douse the dead horse with fresh theories to make the obsolete seem plausible again, the physical evidence is too far advanced so that the dead horse will not rise again.

Yeah, what a dead horse! That's a metaphor I understood! You know, like beating a dead horse. And now we're dousing it, because that's kind of like the whole "lead a horse to water" thing.

Finally, it seems this dead horse (still a metaphor) may rise again. People of Bay12, we may (or may not, who knows) be in a zombie horse scenario.

Jesus. And this is the first paragraph on the page. It's like Brass Eye.

Sigged.

[Fniff]

Why, thank you.

[Amperzand]

Here, this one's pretty special as well.

[Avis-Mergulus]

I find this person's sheer ignorant attempt to seem knowledgeable deeply amusing.

People who think that it is acceptable to run their site through Google Translate and say they have a non-English localization, I swear to god. Special place in Hell. Special, I tell you.

[Yoink]

...a great new Death/Grind band in the old style. These guys are bonafide demented perverts from Pornland, Goregon.

Hahaha oh man, Portland's metal name. Brilliant. xD
I'm not sure why this amused me quite so much, there are plenty of puns in this interview, but it's my favourite.

[Flying Dice]

Was browsing the Nexus for Skyrim mods, happened across a new-ish pervy armor mod. Immediately knew it was going to make my day. Not the mod itself, but the author. Here's the bulk of the description of it:

REQUIREMENTS

proper skeleton

wow such a great explanation right there.

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Known issues

devious device, dual sheath redux, and sos may cause some problem
like you can't equip bra and thong same time or abs guard disappear something like those.

just rewrite the certain script code, problem solved.thank you veri much
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RECOMMENDED thing

aMidianBorn

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PERM to USE

basically it's free to use you don't even need to ask
but don't monetize do not sell your mods without certain permission.
if you do I'm gonna kill your grandma, even she already dead.


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Qu and Ah

Q "wow" "such bug" "much clipping"
A  ching chong

Q who is the girl on those images?where can I get it?
A ching chong

Q skin texture?
A ching chong

Q share?
A ching chong

Q ENB?
A ching chong ENB

Q why you keep spamming this unrealistic shit? are u 12 years boy?
A ching chong

Q make bottomless pictures for kofman77 ?
A ching chong

Q ching chong
A shudahp

Q who's drawing these logos ?
A me nisetanaka, do you wanna one?
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I'm creditting so hard

nisetanaka - a senpai who won't notice you, does draw things, write desc things and makes bikini things

kofman77 -  who obsessed bottomless picture, does CBBE convert and make BS file, be nice and post shots plz

Diablio - who destroy entire universe.

[Orange Wizard]

ching chong

[Loud Whispers]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Ching chong is better

[smjjames]

T-Mobile one-upped Verizons commercial where balls fall down a ramp by using the same thing, but having the thing absolutely overflow with pink balls (because T-Mobiles background is pink, don't ask me why). Slightly cheap to use another company's commercial idea, but still funny in the way they one-upped Verizon.

[TheBiggerFish]

T-Mobile one-upped Verizons commercial where balls fall down a ramp by using the same thing, but having the thing absolutely overflow with pink balls (because T-Mobiles background is pink, don't ask me why). Slightly cheap to use another company's commercial idea, but still funny in the way they one-upped Verizon.

Heck, I think Sprint did one too.

Was it them that had Steve Harvey?