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[LordBrassroast]

Ohhh, they're Texans!

Yeah, they're fucked.

[Akura]

Watch it till the end.

[TheBiggerFish]

Antarctic economy.

Unfortunately it's just a glitch.

But it's still funny.

[Loud Whispers]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I have found happy American remover to add to German liberator

[ArKFallen]

Watch it till the end.

Too good.

[Graknorke]

Scientists Ask Congress To Fund $50 billion Science Thing
They've still got it.

[IcyTea31]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I have found happy American remover to add to German liberator

He's holding the gun by the magazine. Something tells me this is not a very highly trained soldier.

[redwallzyl]

Scientists Ask Congress To Fund $50 billion Science Thing
They've still got it.

the production of max !!science!! is a necessity for any great country!

[USEC_OFFICER]

Spoiler: Two Thousand+ Year Old Joke (Altered Slightly to Preserve the Humour) (click to show/hide)

"A girlfriend wipes away Dick's tears — his left hand, that is"

The Romans had quite a sense of humour, didn't they?

[TempAcc]

You should see the kind of ancient graffiti they found on pompey's walls. Stuff like "WOE TO YE, WOMEN, FOR NOW I ONLY PENETRATE MEN'S BUTTOCKS" and other fun stuff.

[USEC_OFFICER]

I have seen them before. It is equally amazing. And equally crude. The Romans really knew how to party.

[Flying Dice]

Watch it till the end.

Thanks, you led me to this: Butts aren't a fruit!

[RedKing]

Romans? More like Bromans, amirite?

[USEC_OFFICER]

Spoiler: I Know you're Joking, but... (More Pompeii Graffiti) (click to show/hide)

Herculaneum bar: Two friends were here. While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus. They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores (so the night turned out ok?)

Herculaneum bar: Apelles the chamberlain with Dexter, a slave of Caesar, ate here most agreeably and had a screw at the same time (not exactly at the same time I hope? Hang on, are you the guys who threw out Epaphroditus?)

Herculaneum bar, next to a drawing of a phallus: Handle with care

Herculaneum bar: Apelles Mus and his brother Dexter each pleasurably had sex with two girls twice (you two again).


You definitely aren't far off. Romans are definitely Bromans.

[TempAcc]

Those guys were probably regular clients :v, epaphroditus obviously wasn't, at least not after the incident

Ahhh, ancestors, how I love thee.

But yea, rich Roman clerks prob did this all the time, literally all the time.