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[Loud Whispers]

Spoiler: Mao Zedong (click to show/hide)

[SirQuiamus]

Mao Ze Dong

[TD1]

Bitches love Ze Dong.

[inteuniso]

"He was drunk."
"He's always drunk!"
*cuts to him drinking*


Ahh, alcoholism. I hate thee with a passion. Not as much as the way civilization has fucked up and somehow managed to make humanity less intelligent than chimpanzees, but you still have a hard spot in my heart.

[GiglameshDespair]

Not as much as the way civilization has fucked up and somehow managed to make humanity less intelligent than chimpanzees,

Yeah I'm sure all the chimpanzees are laughing at us on their internet

[Loud Whispers]

Not as much as the way civilization has fucked up and somehow managed to make humanity less intelligent than chimpanzees,

Yeah I'm sure all the chimpanzees are laughing at us on their internet

God damn chimps and their chimpernet, stealing my bananawidth

[Eric Blank]

You're just jealous they can have internet made of sticks and poop.

[Loud Whispers]

You're just jealous they can have internet made of sticks and poop.

No I'm not, I already have shitposts

[Graknorke]

Social media is truly a cancer wow. Someone just remove Zuckerberg from the premises, please.

[Loud Whispers]

Social media is truly a cancer wow. Someone just remove Zuckerberg from the premises, please.

brother aim triggered

[flabort]

You're just jealous they can have internet made of sticks and poop.

No I'm not, I already have shitposts

This is a better joke that made me laugh than you realize.

[TD1]

Yea, I agree.

It's made me laugh once and snigger twice.

[Kot]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Sister Panzerfaustine of 4th armoured diocese, a Polish maymay.

[BlackHeartKabal]

I was playing Red Orchestra 2.

Accidentally throwing a grenade which bounces off of a freaking door's hinge and into a squad and a half is not funny, because this kills the squad ( and gets you kicked from the server. )

The chatter and orders between the Squad Leaders and the Commander on the mic turning into screaming at "the idiot who threw the grenade (which is, unfortunately, you) by a squad and a half worth of players as they rifle-butt each other to death to escape from said grenade, however, is. Since every casualty was caused by the team beating each other to death to run off, the grenade didn't kill anyone. Mission... accomplished?

[Flying Dice]

RO2, like all of the simmier end of the FPS pool, demonstrates why real military forces are so thoroughly and uncompromisingly authoritarian, with clearly delineated roles and training. It's a beautiful thing.