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[ArKFallen]

I thought you wanted to lengthen your epeen? 12000 posts while being logged on since 1970 is terrible. Less timeXmore content is where the peen rises

[Dutrius]

I wonder if it's possible to do some kind of e-peen enhancement where Toady edits the data on the server to make it look like I've been logged in since 1970.

"I've been logged onto this forum since before the internet was a thing!"

[Akura]

I wonder if it's possible to do some kind of e-peen enhancement where Toady edits the data on the server to make it look like I've been logged in since 1970.

"I've been logged onto this forum since before the internet was a thing!"

Huh, wow. I thought ARPANET was actually older than 1970. The idea alone for it came in the early '60s.

[KingofstarrySkies]

E-PEEEEENS

[Dutrius]

I wonder if it's possible to do some kind of e-peen enhancement where Toady edits the data on the server to make it look like I've been logged in since 1970.

"I've been logged onto this forum since before the internet was a thing!"

Huh, wow. I thought ARPANET was actually older than 1970. The idea alone for it came in the early '60s.

Yeah, I know. I meant the internet as we currently know it.

[Bohandas]

Who's the guy on the right? He looks really familiar but I can't place it.

Saddam Hussein?

That's the one. I didn't recognize him out of his uniform.

Yep. It's Saddam.

I think the photo may have been distorted to fit it into the template

EDIT:

Here's some better ones I found:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Pah, any E-peen less than 600 days isn't worth measuring.

[bluejello]

how do I only have 24 days logged in?  I leave this form open in a tab all the time, and has not logged out for... at least a year...  eh, I should restart this laptop more often/turn it off overnight is the main thing to take from this.

[Arcvasti]

System Federation Update


WHAT DID YOU DO

The temperature inside the engineering control room is currently 1.88054e+18 Kelvin. This is several orders of magnitude higher than stellar fusion.

Just when I thought that I'd already experienced all the amusing deaths SS:13 had to offer.

[Putnam]

"several orders of magnitude" is an understatement

[KingofstarrySkies]

System Federation Update


WHAT DID YOU DO

The temperature inside the engineering control room is currently 1.88054e+18 Kelvin. This is several orders of magnitude higher than stellar fusion.

Just when I thought that I'd already experienced all the amusing deaths SS:13 had to offer.

>IMPLYING YOU'LL EVER SEE THEM ALL
now, for my humorous japes

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[TheBiggerFish]

System Federation Update


WHAT DID YOU DO

The temperature inside the engineering control room is currently 1.88054e+18 Kelvin. This is several orders of magnitude higher than stellar fusion.

Just when I thought that I'd already experienced all the amusing deaths SS:13 had to offer.

... This calls for The Official :whatdidyoudo:...

[scrdest]

[the1337doofus]

System Federation Update


WHAT DID YOU DO

The temperature inside the engineering control room is currently 1.88054e+18 Kelvin. This is several orders of magnitude higher than stellar fusion.

Just when I thought that I'd already experienced all the amusing deaths SS:13 had to offer.

And people say I'm crazy for not trusting anyone who knows how to work in atmosia.

[Jopax]

Spoiler: The power of teamwork! (click to show/hide)