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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Thirty plumbers and poems about sewage
« Reply #3931 on: November 10, 2015, 09:00:53 pm »

If that wasn't in the amusing thread I'd ask if you linked the wrong thing.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Thirty plumbers and poems about sewage
« Reply #3934 on: November 14, 2015, 04:24:13 am »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Thirty plumbers and poems about sewage
« Reply #3936 on: November 14, 2015, 10:14:39 am »

Thanks for the new comic, Bohandas!
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Thirty plumbers and poems about sewage
« Reply #3939 on: November 14, 2015, 08:34:50 pm »

I was playing my first ever comp csgo game. Everyone was silvers so I was doing pretty well relative to in casual where there's no matchmaking; there was one guy on our team who was either smurfing or had been playing a long time at a very low level, since he was pretty good at the strategic aspect of placements of people and so on. Anyway he was being pretty nice, up until we started losing. It wasn't even a big loss, the two teams were pretty much neck and neck through most of the second half.

And then at the end where we lost by 3 rounds he told the team to uninstall the game and then descended into a string of Ruskie expletives.

I kekd heartily. As did everyone else.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Thirty plumbers and poems about sewage
« Reply #3940 on: November 14, 2015, 08:39:13 pm »

That's how you can tell mechanically skilled players apart from good players; the former are never to blame for anything bad that happens ever.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Thirty plumbers and poems about sewage
« Reply #3941 on: November 14, 2015, 08:54:22 pm »

Thing is, I would say it genuinely wasn't his fault. It just wasn't anyone else's either. We were genuinely the less skilled team. Sure there were some people not listening to easy to remember advice (don't try to push as ct you're meant to be defending you fuckwit), but in general it was just... being worse.
But apparently that's too much to handle for your average Russian. I think the best bit is that he actually used the phrase "uninstall the game", a la Counter Strike For Kids. Self awareness is not a strong trait.

And looking it up the guy's totally a smurf. Steam level 4, 5 friends, only free games besides CSGO, and got a comp rank in 25 hours of play. Deliberately playing at lower skill levels and still losing. That's got to hurt.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Thirty plumbers and poems about sewage
« Reply #3942 on: November 15, 2015, 12:50:27 am »

Thanks for the new comic, Bohandas!

...aaànd I've read all the comics. Damnit, now I'm bored.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Thirty plumbers and poems about sewage
« Reply #3943 on: November 15, 2015, 12:56:36 am »

Thanks for the new comic, Bohandas!

...aaand I've read all the comics. Damnit, now I'm bored.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Thirty plumbers and poems about sewage
« Reply #3944 on: November 15, 2015, 12:36:35 pm »

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