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BFEL

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3360 on: September 15, 2015, 05:19:24 pm »
So I was cleaning out my 2000+ emails because I'm in a PBEM game now and will actually have to look at this shit now.

Anyway, in my spam folder was a email from some "quick sex hookup" thing and the first part of the message was visible.

"Hello my pussy sensei" is possibly the greatest thing I have ever seen.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3361 on: September 15, 2015, 05:40:38 pm »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3362 on: September 15, 2015, 09:38:40 pm »
Quote from: BFEL on September 15, 2015, 05:19:24 pm
So I was cleaning out my 2000+ emails because I'm in a PBEM game now and will actually have to look at this shit now.

Anyway, in my spam folder was a email from some "quick sex hookup" thing and the first part of the message was visible.

"Hello my pussy sensei" is possibly the greatest thing I have ever seen.

when will vr technology grant these wonderful words to us in pure 2DPD format
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3363 on: September 15, 2015, 10:19:23 pm »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3364 on: September 16, 2015, 04:31:20 pm »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-34258918
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mum-horrified-after-daughter-12-6449192

To be clear, it's not so much that this is funny as much as it is that I am laughing at the mother. And I really -am- laughing.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3365 on: September 16, 2015, 04:33:30 pm »
i am certain that this was the first time a 12 year old was exposed to pornographic material. before now she was a perfect innocent flower who didn't even know that she had a vagina, let alone what could be done with it.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3366 on: September 16, 2015, 04:38:40 pm »
BREAKING NEWS: TEENAGER FINDS PORN ON THE INTERNET
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3367 on: September 16, 2015, 04:42:52 pm »
Quote from: Bohandas on September 16, 2015, 04:31:20 pm
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-34258918
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mum-horrified-after-daughter-12-6449192

To be clear, it's not so much that this is funny as much as it is that I am laughing at the mother. And I really -am- laughing.
Just saying, that's what happens when your system doesn't support complex search parameters or your users don't know how to use them. The problem arose because the search was [books for teenagers] rather than ["books for teenagers"]; the former is parsed into individual keywords ["books" "for" "teenagers"]. I'm entirely willing to bet that the "misclassification" was solely that those words were still associated with the content of the porn, and that the fix was removing them.

Also, requisite jokes about Amazon just being savvy as to what their customers want and what the kid really searched for.  ::)
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3368 on: September 16, 2015, 04:44:56 pm »
"No-one suspects by giving their children a Kindle they're opening up a world of porn."
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3369 on: September 16, 2015, 04:49:18 pm »
So, there's a sort of... not underground, exactly, but not advertised market for erotic works on Amazon.  Its basically a bunch of short and specific stories marketed at the same audience that made 50 Shades of Grey popular in the first place.  But, and this is where it gets funny, even though there's a large audience for them Amazon hasn't provided a category for them.  So they all get shunted off into other categories, mostly romance and horror.  So now if you want to look up horror ebooks you have to filter through a bunch of erotica with really, really silly names.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3370 on: September 16, 2015, 05:10:07 pm »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3371 on: September 16, 2015, 05:19:05 pm »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3372 on: September 16, 2015, 05:31:58 pm »
It's also a phrase. Phrase probably came first.

Means dumbfounded, like if someone were to smack you in your gob.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3373 on: September 16, 2015, 05:55:58 pm »
I would certainly be dumbounded to have been smacked upon a bodypart I didn't have a few seconds ago.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3374 on: September 16, 2015, 05:56:46 pm »
You what? How do you eat?
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