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[Emma]

Kanye West is running for President in 2020.

[Bohandas]

Kanye West is running for President in 2020.

It makes more sense than Trump as president.

[Bohandas]

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[IronTomato]

Empire is an 8 hour long film of nothing but the Empire State Building.

Empire has got to be considered one of the most suspenseful movies ever made. 485 minutes, with every one of them keeping you on the edge of your seat, seemingly impossible for an eight-hour movie to accomplish.
The scene changes are so subtle and quick, they barely seem to happen, making you feel as if the story hasn't changed, all setting up each individual shock. The acting is fantastic, each character so stoic and emotionless, as if they aren't in the scenes in the first place. Warhol does a fantastic job at threading each scene together, to make it appear as if it is just one ongoing one. Absolutely ridiculous that the AFI refused to include it in its 100 thrills list. See it, and prepare to have your imagination and sense of reality warped.

[Baffler]

Empire is an 8 hour long film of nothing but the Empire State Building.

Empire has got to be considered one of the most suspenseful movies ever made. 485 minutes, with every one of them keeping you on the edge of your seat, seemingly impossible for an eight-hour movie to accomplish.
The scene changes are so subtle and quick, they barely seem to happen, making you feel as if the story hasn't changed, all setting up each individual shock. The acting is fantastic, each character so stoic and emotionless, as if they aren't in the scenes in the first place. Warhol does a fantastic job at threading each scene together, to make it appear as if it is just one ongoing one. Absolutely ridiculous that the AFI refused to include it in its 100 thrills list. See it, and prepare to have your imagination and sense of reality warped.

My sense of reality would probably be a bit worse for wear if I tried to sit through that whole thing too.

[Tawa]

Sounds like the precursor to Desert Bus.

[KingofstarrySkies]

mother of god

[Emma]

I want to watch it.

[Tawa]

I want to watch it.

Judging by the comments, you'll be consumed by your inner dadaist and become a slave to bizarre, incoherent works with fake meaning.

I'd recommend watching Plan 9 from Outer Space instead. Just as bad, but funnier.

[Eric Blank]

There was a woman came in yesterday with her two daughters, wanted a lighter among other things. They came over to my counter and looked at the lighter selection, and the girls spotted the bic playboy bunny lighters and one exclaimed "look mom! Bunnies! i want a bunny!"

She replied "no, we don't want the bunny."

"But its cute!"

"THERE IS NOTHING CUTE ABOUT THE PLAYBOY BUNNY!"

Couldn't help but snicker.

[Akura]

Ladies and gentlemen, the men who defend(or are invading) your country.

[Calidovi]

One squeezy duck? Honk. Fifty squeezy ducks? STORM THE CASTLE.

Thanks, Alix

[Itnetlolor]

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[Orange Wizard]

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My soulmate!

[H4zardZ1]

Who says multiballs could be only at pinballs?