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[pisskop]

EVERYTHING IS RACIST.

True story.

[Orange Wizard]

EVERYTHING IS RACIST

That's just because you're a white supremacist shitlord.

[Loud Whispers]

timelord x shitlord otp

[MagmaMcFry]

PORP CLARP BLARP CARP

[Graknorke]

PORP CLARP BLARP CARP

That is not how you expand dong.

[SirQuiamus]

Hilariously broken god game in early access.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I try to put people to work, to curb some of the ridiculous dancing. If you’re happy, I say, get metal. Get food. And then if you have loads of food, “perform underfed”, by which I mean, feed the needy. And if you’re needy, “perform food”. What I don’t say, but what people then in fact do, is eat each other. They just saunter over to a neighbour’s house, pull out a baby and devour it. Cannibalism, in a very literal sense, eats my civilisation from within. Pretty soon there are only two houses left. Luckily, my commandments have expired, so I plug in a new one, designed to satiate their desire for flesh. If hungry perform gazelle. And so they do, the two remaining old ladies of the village, making the long trek to the woodland to where the remaining gazelle have migrated in the years since the original founding. They both spear a beast, but one lady collapses from starvation before she can get her haul back to the village. I’m not sure why she didn’t just eat it on route.

Sounds almost dwarfy, albeit in a non-brilliant, unintentional way.

[Orange Wizard]

It definitely has potential, if somewhat niche.

[Emma]

It's a pretty cool game actually, the devlog is nice and so are the devs.

[EnigmaticHat]

This is horrible, but...

Spoiler: FTL image (click to show/hide)

Rose died.  I did not plan this in any way, and I have never played with these names before.

...

Guess what my next crew member is going to be named

[Twinwolf]

Oh, you do the "Cloning Bay + Zoltan Boarders =Endless Suicide Bombers" strategy?

[Bohandas]

Hilariously broken god game in early access.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I try to put people to work, to curb some of the ridiculous dancing. If you’re happy, I say, get metal. Get food. And then if you have loads of food, “perform underfed”, by which I mean, feed the needy. And if you’re needy, “perform food”. What I don’t say, but what people then in fact do, is eat each other. They just saunter over to a neighbour’s house, pull out a baby and devour it. Cannibalism, in a very literal sense, eats my civilisation from within. Pretty soon there are only two houses left. Luckily, my commandments have expired, so I plug in a new one, designed to satiate their desire for flesh. If hungry perform gazelle. And so they do, the two remaining old ladies of the village, making the long trek to the woodland to where the remaining gazelle have migrated in the years since the original founding. They both spear a beast, but one lady collapses from starvation before she can get her haul back to the village. I’m not sure why she didn’t just eat it on route.

Sounds almost dwarfy, albeit in a non-brilliant, unintentional way.

That sounds like it'll be great when they polish it up a bit. It also seems kind of true to life regarding interpretations of religious texts.

[EnigmaticHat]

Oh, you do the "Cloning Bay + Zoltan Boarders =Endless Suicide Bombers" strategy?

I do the "well shit, there wasn't a single weapon in the first or second sector shops, I better have SOMETHING" strategy.

It is not generally an effective strategy.

[Spehss _]

Lizard Story

[Egan_BW]

Lizard Story

Amazing.

[Twinwolf]

That is hilarious. I hope the one who got the lizard out got a bonus.