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[Putnam]

dat dang ol' porky's butthole

[Dutrius]

Normal kettles are boring. This kettle is not boring. (Caution! Really loud! I'm not joking!)

[Graknorke]

Normal kettles are boring. This kettle is not boring. (Caution! Really loud! I'm not joking!)

That is one of the most wasteful uses of a pulsejet I have ever seen.

[Arx]

Colin Furze is ridiculously amazing. Probably because of his casual disregard for health and safety, but anyway.

[Bohandas]

I was at an electronics store earlier today and I overheard one of the salesmen talking to a customer about integrated video cards and how you can't replace them and he told an anecdote about a neurosurgeon who had come in and tried to prove him wrong on this matter, and had tried to solder a new card onto a motherboard using the precision tools and microscopes from his surgery job, and in the end he failed to connect the new card and wound up getting fired for misusing hospital equipment and using it without permission.

[Orange Wizard]

I was at an electronics store earlier today and I overheard one of the salesmen talking to a customer about integrated video cards and how you can't replace them and he told an anecdote about a neurosurgeon who had come in and tried to prove him wrong on this matter, and had tried to solder a new card onto a motherboard using the precision tools and microscopes from his surgery job, and in the end he failed to connect the new card and wound up getting fired for misusing hospital equipment and using it without permission.

That is wrong on so many levels. I love it.

[Graknorke]

I was at an electronics store earlier today and I overheard one of the salesmen talking to a customer about integrated video cards and how you can't replace them and he told an anecdote about a neurosurgeon who had come in and tried to prove him wrong on this matter, and had tried to solder a new card onto a motherboard using the precision tools and microscopes from his surgery job, and in the end he failed to connect the new card and wound up getting fired for misusing hospital equipment and using it without permission.

That neurosurgeon should be an inspiration to us all. Not the getting fired bit, the rising to the challenge bit.
Not that any amount of surgical ability or tools would have helped, because as far as I know the integrated GPU is specifically designed for whatever hardware it's built in to.

[Calidovi]

dat dang ol' porky's butthole

That's the least-clickbaity clickbait title I've ever seen.

[TD1]

dat dang ol' porky's butthole

That's the least-clickbaity clickbait title I've ever seen.

Speaking of butts.
http://www.upmoments.com/beware-of-the-5-lb-bag-of-gummy-bears/
*Wipes away tear*

[Rubidium]

dat dang ol' porky's butthole

That's the least-clickbaity clickbait title I've ever seen.

Speaking of butts.
http://www.upmoments.com/beware-of-the-5-lb-bag-of-gummy-bears/
*Wipes away tear*

Those poor people...

[pisskop]

I want to try some. 

[Bohandas]

dat dang ol' porky's butthole

That's the least-clickbaity clickbait title I've ever seen.

Speaking of butts.
http://www.upmoments.com/beware-of-the-5-lb-bag-of-gummy-bears/
*Wipes away tear*

Those poor people...

Well the solution to that is to just take some immodium or pepto-bismol beforehand

[Aklyon]

Are you sure that wouldn't make it worse?

[pisskop]

The solution is to mince the jellybears and sell them as colon cleansers.

[ArKFallen]

0-1min or so.
A woman in romania is in an alcohol coma without having drank alcohol. She got... creative.
It isn't the coma I find funny, FYI.

Spoiler: Creative (click to show/hide)

Alcoholic tampon insertion