Regular version:
Just sit right back
And you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip,
That started from this tropic port,
Aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailin' lad,
The Skipper brave and sure,
Five passengers set sail that day,
For a three hour tour,
A three hour tour.
The weather started getting rough,
The tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The Minnow would be lost.
The Minnow would be lost.
The ship set ground on the shore
Of this uncharted desert isle
With Gilligan,
The Skipper too.
The millionaire
And his wife,
The movie star,
The professor and Mary Ann,
Here on Gilligan's Isle.
A classic of sitcom themes.
Traditional Chinese Recursive version:
Just sit right back and you'll hear a story ......
The story of a fatal trip.
From the beginning of this tropical port ...
Aboard this tiny ship.
Mate is a powerful man of sailors;
Captain courageous and short.
Five passengers set sail that day ......
For a three-hour trip;
A three-hour journey.
Weather started to get rough!
The tiny ship was tossed!
If not for the courage of the fearless crew ......
Minnow will lose!
Minnow will lose!
The bank set the ship on the ground ......
Fam desert island.
With Gilligan ...
Captain.
Millionaire ...
And his wife.
Movie star ...
The professor and Marian,
Here Gilligan's Island!
Standard Engrish. Nothing out of the ordinary. Points for the unintentional socioeconomic commentary.
Fed through every language my fonts could handle:
At the same time ...
history
Tropical Park ...
building
players
crime royal
Some of the seven ...
three
05:00
time
Boats!
Ini ...
Do not forget to fishing
Do not forget to fishing
If you have a ...
the family of the Islands
For example ...
to assess the situation
John billion baht ...
He and his wife?
Steaua ...
Professor Maria
Gilligan Island
This is a recursive translation on steroids. Not just any steroids, pure, unrestrained testosterone, an entire quart of the stuff.
I assume this to mean something along the lines of:
In a gaiden story to a historical work, perhaps during the Interbellum period, in a tropical park, the "Players" organization assassinates the King of England. Three of the seven Players meet at 5:00 on a boat with their associate, Professor "Ini" Maria, while they fish. The assassins assess the situation behind a Mafia family member's private island chain, and John "Billion" Baht loses the deal. John and his wife murder the other associate, an enigmatic man known as "Steaua", in revenge, and kidnap Maria to keep her silent. They travel to the Island of Gilligan at the end of the archipelago, where they drop off Professor Maria and leave her to die.
(An older version involved the Skipper as the King of Hearts and Gilligan as the Kite Runner, stopping John "Billion" Baht, originally written as the head of the NSA, from executing his evil plan for mass surveillance of the United States.)
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