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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2250 on: May 03, 2015, 03:58:34 pm »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2251 on: May 03, 2015, 09:23:46 pm »

I'm a little confused. I've read most of the bible (personal beliefs aside, I very much enjoyed the writing and would recommend it to anyone; KJV of Ecclesiastes, Song of Solomon, Proverbs, and Genesis is especially good)  yet don't remember finding any mention of an actual "age of the Earth". Even in genesis, where such a thing could conceivably come up, no dates are actually mentioned.

So is this a recent phenomenon or something else?

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2252 on: May 03, 2015, 09:26:51 pm »

It's a pretty old thing, dating back to at least the 1800s. Basically a couple of guys went through the bible, totalled up all of the begats and the ages that everybody lived to and came up with a difference of 6000 years from modern times to when Adam was created. So it's not explictly mentioned in the bible, but very easy to infer.

EDIT: You know, for a second I thought that this was the religion thread...
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2253 on: May 03, 2015, 09:28:10 pm »

There's a bunch of genealogical data linking Adam to Jesus and the lifespans of all participants, which works out to about ~5800 years when you add the post-Jesus years to it. Genesis claims Adam was created at the start of the universe, and thus young-earth creationism was born.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2254 on: May 03, 2015, 09:29:55 pm »

It's not exactly a recent idea, but we've only had evidence to the contrary for a few hundred years. The age comes from adding together the ages of people in Genesis and then estimating Abraham's time (2000 BC iirc). It also assumes that the "days" mentioned in Genesis are 24-hour time periods and that Adam spent practically no time in Eden.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2255 on: May 03, 2015, 10:08:39 pm »

It also assumes the dates etc. are accurate to begin with.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2256 on: May 04, 2015, 12:59:01 am »

"EVERYTHING WILL BE OK"; this film about a guy with some kind of brain disease is both sad, and weird, and funny.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2257 on: May 04, 2015, 01:39:15 am »

Seen that. Whole thing is "It's Such A Beautiful Day."  Really, really sad except for the end.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2259 on: May 04, 2015, 05:43:47 pm »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2260 on: May 04, 2015, 08:26:59 pm »

Some crazy hippie started screaming at me as she drove past while I was riding my bike this evening, so I flipped her off, which provoked more screaming. It was rather amusing.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2261 on: May 04, 2015, 08:53:59 pm »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2262 on: May 04, 2015, 08:54:28 pm »

One of my favorite "proofs" form Conservapedia points out that the oldest known star is 6000 light years away. Thus disproving the argument about the age of light that's been travelling for over 6000 years.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2264 on: May 04, 2015, 10:27:50 pm »

Rewatched this.
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