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Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: some people notice when l change the title  (Read 1844011 times)

miauw62

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2145 on: April 22, 2015, 07:12:24 am »

Crossposting from WTF thread because shit why not.
Why does this exist. Who thought this was a good idea to make.
The deadpan voice just... wow. It wouldn't be so funny if he wasn't legitimately serious I guess.

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You might be able to tell Yandere-chan to read hentai manga in class.
Delivered as straight as describing how to operate a washing machine.

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It seemed like a pretty funny game to play for laughs, but the creepy comments convinced me to just stay away from it.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2146 on: April 22, 2015, 09:05:02 am »

ClF3.

More oxidising than oxygen.

”It is, of course, extremely toxic, but that's the least of the problem. It is hypergolic with every known fuel, and so rapidly hypergolic that no ignition delay has ever been measured. It is also hypergolic with such things as cloth, wood, and test engineers, not to mention asbestos, sand, and water-with which it reacts explosively. It can be kept in some of the ordinary structural metals-steel, copper, aluminium, etc.-because of the formation of a thin film of insoluble metal fluoride which protects the bulk of the metal, just as the invisible coat of oxide on aluminium keeps it from burning up in the atmosphere. If, however, this coat is melted or scrubbed off, and has no chance to reform, the operator is confronted with the problem of coping with a metal-fluorine fire. For dealing with this situation, I have always recommended a good pair of running shoes.”

Ah, my favorite blog returns again.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2147 on: April 22, 2015, 01:13:31 pm »

my cats galloping through the apartment leaving destruction in their paths makes me proud.
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Sorry for my grammar and spelling, I have Dyslexia amongst other problems.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2148 on: April 22, 2015, 01:16:48 pm »

my cats galloping through the apartment leaving destruction in their paths makes me proud.

This reminds me when my big, dumb, friendly dog had a cone, and she became a bulldozer. The cone quickly became so bent out of shape that it was ineffective.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2149 on: April 22, 2015, 01:26:01 pm »

my cats galloping through the apartment leaving destruction in their paths makes me proud.

This reminds me when my big, dumb, friendly dog had a cone, and she became a bulldozer. The cone quickly became so bent out of shape that it was ineffective.

The cone of shame I hope your dog doing is better.
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Sorry for my grammar and spelling, I have Dyslexia amongst other problems.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2150 on: April 22, 2015, 01:27:26 pm »

my cats galloping through the apartment leaving destruction in their paths makes me proud.

This reminds me when my big, dumb, friendly dog had a cone, and she became a bulldozer. The cone quickly became so bent out of shape that it was ineffective.

The cone of shame I hope your dog doing is better.
Yeah, that was a few years ago. But it was pretty funny at the time. She's not the kind of dog to even notice obstacles or impediments.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2153 on: April 22, 2015, 09:32:29 pm »

Ivan the Terrible confirmed for original Weegee.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2154 on: April 22, 2015, 09:44:27 pm »

WHAT THE FUCK

LOOK AT THE FACE ON THAT VENUS

WHAT THE FUCK
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2155 on: April 22, 2015, 09:49:36 pm »

In Russia, Venus is a slightly inbred milk maid.
Who is in a relationship with Ivan the Terrible.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2156 on: April 22, 2015, 09:50:41 pm »

WHAT A
CRAZY
IVAN
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2157 on: April 22, 2015, 11:28:06 pm »

WHAT A
FECKING WANKER!!!!!

On an unrelated note, Hannibal Lector is a humanitarian!

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2158 on: April 22, 2015, 11:45:27 pm »

WHAT A
FECKING WANKER!!!!!

On an unrelated note, Hannibal Lector is a humanitarian!
how are you just noticing what i am
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2159 on: April 23, 2015, 01:22:53 pm »

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Later that same month Frank Gibeau, head of EA's mobile division, stated that the game's failure was attributed to audiences "not being ready" and that the game "innovated too much".[129]
YOU CANNOT HANDLE THE JET FUEL NOT MELTING THE SOYLENT ORANGE THAT WAS HIS SLED! Also Illuminati.
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We are doomed. It's just that whatever is going to kill us all just happens to be, from a scientific standpoint, pretty frickin' awesome.
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