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[Remalle]

Stop.

[Tawa]

Stop.

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[KingofstarrySkies]

Aye. This is the laugh thread. As in, hahahaha! Funnyjokethings! Don't argue, guys. You're ruining it for everyone else.

[flabort]

So a Serial Killer, a Jester, and An Executioner walk into the bar. The bartender says "welcome to Salem, who would you like lynched today?"
Everyone is happy.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

An atheist, a catholic, and a new walk into a bar.

And they have a wonderful time.
Though they didn't invite their Muslim coworker.



Because they know drinking is against his religion and they respect his beliefs.

[smeeprocket]

An atheist, a catholic, and a new walk into a bar.

And they have a wonderful time.
Though they didn't invite their Muslim coworker.



Because they know drinking is against his religion and they respect his beliefs.

I love this joke.

If you meet someone who is vegan and does crossfit, which do they tell you about first?

[Neonivek]

An atheist, a catholic, and a new walk into a bar.

And they have a wonderful time.
Though they didn't invite their Muslim coworker.



Because they know drinking is against his religion and they respect his beliefs.

He could order water, or pop, or be the designated driver. As well not all denominations have a abhorrence to drinking.

[Orange Wizard]

He could order water, or pop, or be the designated driver. As well not all denominations have a abhorrence to drinking.

* Orange Wizard pokes Neonivek's humour gland.

Huh. That's strange.

[Gentlefish]

He could order water, or pop, or be the designated driver. As well not all denominations have a abhorrence to drinking.

* Orange Wizard pokes Neonivek's humour gland.

Huh. That's strange.

What appears to be the doctor, Problem?

[Eric Blank]

The kangaroo. Kangaroos make great doctors.

[smeeprocket]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

He could order water, or pop, or be the designated driver. As well not all denominations have a abhorrence to drinking.

* Orange Wizard pokes Neonivek's humour gland.

Huh. That's strange.

What appears to be the doctor, Problem?

Well it appears to be a case of over thinking. Seems to be a big problem nowadays.

[Arx]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

In one of my sister's DnD campaigns, we ended the most recent session in a room with a dragon. I, as the charismatic sorceror, was occupying it with word games, jokes, and the antics of my familiar and a borrowed familiar. The wizard I borrowed the familiar from was hiding in shadow, investigating a mousehole that was the only way out. I don't know if it'll ever be resolved, but he claimed he could get all but one of us out of the room using only the portable hole he pretended was his handkerchief. I still don't know how...

It's worth noting that in honour of the saying "Every time you use real physics in DnD, a catgirl dies" the campaign is called "Killing Catgirls". I'm the only person without either Honours or a BSc in physics.

[Frumple]

I don't know if it'll ever be resolved, but he claimed he could get all but one of us out of the room using only the portable hole he pretended was his handkerchief. I still don't know how...

... stuff everyone in the portable hole, have a familiar take it and jump into the dragon's mouth, hope digestion occurs outside of lair?

Achievement get: Took the Long (Intestine) Way Home!

[TD1]

Or, aggravate the dragon with an illusion/trick/familiar that it will attack, having the wall behind in the hopes it either burns it down or dragon-head-butts it to rubble.

I mean, if it has a mouse hole in it, it's hardly concrete, and probably has a cavity too.