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[Darvi]

Owlga's avatar. Just in case anybody wasn't thinking I was a terrible person (and on that note, hi newbies).

[tuypo1]

Owlga's avatar. Just in case anybody wasn't thinking I was a terrible person (and on that note, hi newbies).

I prefer the pone version.

[scrdest]

I just discovered THIS thanks to a YT reviewer I've been watching. My throat hurts.

[BlackFlyme]

Mocking movies on Netflix with a friend.

[Yoink]

Was searching my documents folder to find where I saved my old signature, opened an unknown notepad file and found a song (well, verse really) I'd written at some point. Actually snorted with laughter. Good job, past-me.
Now if only you could write a few more verses, we might have a song.

[TD1]

You're not gonna post it?

After telling us about it like that?

Shame on you!

[Tawa]

Mocking movies on Netflix with a friend.

In the manner of MST3K?

[BlackFlyme]

Mocking movies on Netflix with a friend.

In the manner of MST3K?

Yeah, more or less.

Some of the things we watched were terrible. Or boring. Or incomprehensible in plot.

I found myself shouting "so when's the part where he learns sorcery?" about halfway through Magic Mike.

[Baffler]

I love it when The Onion runs things like this.

[BurnedToast]

Playing dwarf fortress again for the first time in... probably over a year.

Someone in my fort randomly became the queen out of nowhere, and began mandating I make armor stands. So I queue some up, a few minutes later she demands more armor stands, queue more up... over and over.

After 5 or 6 times I decide to check just how important of a dwarf the queen is, to see if maybe she should meet an accident.

Then I realize... it's my mason. Who's making the armor stands. I can't help but imagine her screaming WE NEED MORE ARMOR STANDS... and then running into the mason shop to make them, taking a few steps then screaming WE NEED MORE ARMOR STANDS again before running back into the mason shop.

Edit: after about 4 more sets of armor stands she had a strange mood... and made an artifact armor stand.

[Orange Wizard]

I always liked the Sword of Friendship one, myself.

[IronTomato]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT11bhh5_9U

Hatsune Miku tells us how to say "fuck you" with pizzazz

[Gentlefish]

I uh. That last one. Why did I have to be eating carrots

Spoiler: I made it a thing (click to show/hide)

[Darvi]

*Punches the Dutchling right in the Netherlands.*

[Arx]

"I can see this film is going to include lots of epic longboarding shots."
"And surfing!"
"And playing guitar!"
"And playing guitar while surfing?"
"On a longboard, of course."
"Now we just need some explosions."