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[Remalle]

Hello. What are you doing here?

[Loud Whispers]

Inb4 megathreads aren't build in a day

[Lyeos]

I watched one of our kittens get knocked over by it's mother after it tried to bite her.
Didn't make me happy, but I found it amusing enough to chuckle, mainly because the mother ran off, turned, and then rammed into the kitten at full speed.

[LordSlowpoke]

are you sure these are not bulls

you know female bulls that's a thing

bulletses

today i have been made laugh by a display of fruits.

[GiglameshDespair]

Nothing.

I am incapable of laughter, and listen only to mournful dirges while solemnly gazing at the ever-darkening horizon.

[ChairmanPoo]

People from nephro came to view one of our patients, who has kidney failure on top of an as-of-now undetermined hemopathy, pending the pathologists' final say on the matter. I told them as much. Then the junior of them tells me, matter of factly "But you see, it is very important to reach a diagnosis, because it has implications for the prognosis and the treatment of the patient".

Wow, really? You don't say...




I know this doesn't seem as funny in writing, but you HAD to be there, and listen to her make that statement, dead serious,  as if she had just discovered America.

[Tawa]

1d4chan and the tale of Old Man Henderson made me laugh today.

[Draxis]

Pirate Metal made me laugh today.

[Yoink]

I'm... usually happy if I'm laughing, though. :-/
I don't think I've laughed yet today, but I'll keep you posted.

[MaximumZero]

Sheogorath orders a pizza.

I also laughed really hard at this:

I'm a bit hoarse, but it needed to be said.

[Remalle]

Sheogorath orders a pizza.

I'm not sure if it's the sleep deprivation, but this is great.

[SharpKris]

Sheogorath orders a pizza.

I also laughed really hard at this:

I'm a bit hoarse, but it needed to be said.

god this is great

[MaximumZero]

Just took my wife's car up to put air in the tires at the gas station, so I figured I'd take a handful of change and buy a lottery ticket. I was asked for my ID. The expression on the cashier's face was priceless.

Cashier: *looks at me, looks back to ID, repeats a few times*
Cashier: "Really?"
Me: "Yup. About to turn 31."
Cashier: "Well...good for you. You look really young."
Hehehe. :3

[Arx]

"You wouldn't think it would be this hard to send a horse to hell and back."

I mean, it seemed much easier before we started on it. Many similar hilarious comments were made.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

This. Just this.
Might be NSFW, not sure. Some parts of the site probably are.