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[EnigmaticHat]

Pie causes outrage, destabilizes the foundation of honest pastry competitions. More at 11.

Its like I don't know anything about these chefs that are complaining... yet I still want to drink their tears.

[watchonbay]

Get ready to have some laughter with these pics:



[What it is actually trying to say: Corporate Banking Service Counter]



[What it is actually trying to say: Self-Service ATM Machine]



[What it is actually trying to say: Please Wait Outside the One Meter Line]


This is what happens when people relied on machine translations while they shouldn't. Nowadays the AI is developing fast and they may someday manage to really comprehend human language, but not within recent 10 years, I assume.

[Egan_BW]

Huh.

[Arcvasti]

Honestly all but the first one are adequately comprehensible. Although, uh, that might be the case even with no english words whatsoever...

[bloop_bleep]

...

Ah! The Steam vultures have already begun to descend upon our floundering carcass!

We will blink into nonexistence like elves at the hands of magma!

(Just kidding, welcome to our forums!)

[Bumber]

Playing Breath of the Wild. I used a fire rod to start a fire near a Stalnox and used the updraft to glide into the air far above its head. It pulls out some of its ribs and throws them at me with perfect accuracy, sending me hurtling off into the distance. The initial impact with the ground didn't kill me, but high-speed tumbling down the mountainside finished the job.

Skyrim physics strike when you least expect them.

[Yoink]

I pretended to be a sportsball fan earlier.
I was on the phone to mi madre (in my home state, far to the North) as I waited for the train home, and upon boarding it I looked around to notice a profusion of purple and grey scarves, hats and jerseys, as well as a few morose-looking cunts clad in the familiar maroon and gold of home.
"Oh, did the Broncos play Storm tonight?", I asked, and apparently they did. Upon investigation the Broncos lost by a small margin, which bummed me out a little for a moment (somehow, despite my general lack of interest in sport).

Later on upon reaching my station, I noticed one of the aforementioned mopey folks sporting a Broncs cap preparing to disembark as well.
For some reason, perhaps just riding high on a wave of successful social interactions throughout the day, I gave the dude a thumbs-up and said, despite me not having caught so much as a glimpse of the game in question, "we'll get 'em next time".
He voiced his agreement and I was chuckling to myself for some time afterwards.

[hector13]

Sports fan ability is basically just knowing when to cheer and when to boo.

You did good though, Yoink. G’on yersel’ and a’ that.

[Putnam]

i take the stupid middle road and learn the minutiae of how american football is played but fail to know anyone that actually plays it.

did you know that the lowest possible score in american football that isn't a tie and isn't a blow-out (i.e. one team doesn't score at all) is 6-1? this is possible if one team gets a touchdown, goes for a 2-point conversion, gets intercepted, then the intercepting team runs all the way to the endzone before fumbling, at which point the team going for the conversion gets a defensive safety, which is 1 point. this is actually also the only way to get 1 point in american football besides ref calls. it has never happened before, and it probably never will.

the minimum tying score is 2-2, of course.

[Rolan7]

It's a good game, honestly.  The personal level is itself many things.

The game itself is fascinating.  Even simulated, it's still complicated enough to be interesting.  That might be part of why it's so popular.

[Loud Whispers]

Spoiler: lvl 20 druid (click to show/hide)

[wierd]

Sad wet kitty just wants to come inside and play!
(more seriously, my now deceased aunt used to own one of those big kitties as a pet. Used a kiddie wading pool as a litter box.)

[Hanslanda]

When I said I wanted a wet cougar, this is not what I meant...

[Jopax]

Apparently that's the kitty that one russian family owns, seems like a nice housepet.

[Kagus]

How exactly does one own a puma (unless you're referring to your aunt's cougar friend, which raises questions about the litter box pool)?

Just be glad it's not a level 20 Moon druid... I hear mammoths are somewhat difficult to fit into bathtubs.