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[Frumple]

Pulsivar wasn't entirely sure of the particulars of this situation or whose fault it was, (definitely not his though,) but he was pretty godsdamned sure of two things;
 
One was that he was stuck in this workshop until his hoomin came back, so he couldn't escape.
 
Two was that he'd just seen that teddy bear straight up murder a fucker.

[Kagus]

The Elder Scrolls 6 leaked gameplay footage.

[Dunamisdeos]

Just had a customer call in to ask some questions about his package, he was playing Zelda the whole time. Made my night, at one point he was like...

HEY HOLD ON I HAVE ANOTHER CALL COMING IN......
(Haa hua HYAAAA haa ha haa HUAAA)
......OK it was spam.

Other than that the multitasking going on was really impressive, he was fighting the hell out of something.

[Egan_BW]

Successfully holding a phonecall while fighting a Lionel? This person is my new rolemodel.

[Yoink]

An enemy player in this cooked little mobile game I'm playing just snuck up to the truck whose mounted gun I was using, climbed into the driver's seat and drove off, with me still blasting away at his teammates.
I had no idea you could do that. Amazing. I taunted him with a poop emoticon (this game has a very weird, barebones chat system), but deep down I was impressed.
He did it again right as the match ended - somehow I was still alive on the same killstreak. Those gun trucks are kinda OP once you get the hang of them, and as long as nobody on the enemy team shelled out the shekels to unlock an RPG...


The game's called Tacticool, if anyone was wondering. I think it's pretty dang fun, certainly worth the $0 price tag. Kind of like, I don't know, a smaller-scale, 5v5 RwR with larger/more detailed characters with their own abilities.
I don't really play enough games these days to accurately compare them to other things, haha. It smells a little of PTW in places, but so far it isn't too glaring.

[Jopax]

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Did not see that one coming

[bloop_bleep]

Did not see that one coming

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[Kagus]

A solemn reminder of the countless lives that were lost on that fateful day.

[Loud Whispers]

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Smoker lady changed her shirt for the second date lol

[Eric Blank]

Thats appreciated. Ive come to realize many of the regular customers at my workplace never wash their favorite smoking clothes; hence they smell like a walking ashtray. God, I wish I could kick them out.

[Kagus]

Is that a goblet I see before me?

[IcyTea31]

Panflutes are a helluva drug. They make you see things.

[Loud Whispers]

Is that a goblet I see before me?

Double goblet all the way

[Kagus]

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I'm not sure I can even comprehend how stoned this person must have been.


EDIT: As an addendum

"[...] a bit like stained glass windows that were made by a coke addict being attacked by a squirrel... who was also a coke addict."

[Rolan7]

And I thought warthog jumps were cool!

Also this spawncamping is a thing of beauty.

Edit:  Oh wow that wasn't even the best jump