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Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: some people notice when l change the title  (Read 1845642 times)

George_Chickens

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9615 on: February 05, 2019, 07:06:49 am »
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Vancouver wizards are pretty powerful.


Must... Resist... KKK joke...
I know how you feel. It gave me a burning desire to cross the line with a joke that would probably make me leave the building with a white sheet draped over my head if I were to say it in public.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9616 on: February 05, 2019, 10:29:13 am »
Quote from: Kagus on February 04, 2019, 05:41:58 pm
...aaaand watch it release in an unfinished state anyways.

Oh, now. Should look on the bright side! The publisher isn’t evil, it’s just that the games they publish may not be entirely competently made!
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9617 on: February 06, 2019, 06:39:49 am »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9618 on: February 06, 2019, 10:05:11 am »
An Eyehategod show somewhere in the States has a flyer depicting some senator from elsewhere in the US devouring a baby with a gruesome set of yellowed fangs.

The senator in question (Jason Rapert) got wind of this somehow and (probably in violation of various codes of ethics that US politicians are meant to follow) shared it on his official page, claiming that Yahweh would disapprove of the likeness of his favoured son being misused so cruelly and calling for a boycott of the venue.
He is now (along with the occasional supporter) being soundly, viciously and (most of all) entertainingly mocked by a wide range of folks from all walks of life. The comments make for a fun read.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9619 on: February 07, 2019, 02:09:21 am »
"Ok, let's find some... War... Ez!"

This is one of my favorite videos on YT, and I don't even know why.
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Quote from: JoshuaFH on July 25, 2018, 09:31:08 am
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9620 on: February 07, 2019, 11:56:04 pm »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9621 on: February 08, 2019, 01:25:35 am »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9622 on: February 08, 2019, 08:47:04 am »
Was yesterday, but... whatever. Cataloged a book that ended up with the call number EASY WIN. I laughed.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9623 on: February 10, 2019, 09:41:44 am »
Quote from: Yoink on February 06, 2019, 10:05:11 am
claiming that Yahweh would disapprove of the likeness of his favoured son being misused so cruelly

He believes he is God's favored son?
...I don't have the energy to detail the several dozen ways that claim is incompatible with Christianity ... or Judaism ... or probably any religion other than that of the ancient Greeks...
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9624 on: February 12, 2019, 10:53:57 pm »
rarest memri incoming
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Masharmok
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I will see this every time my broker hits a dwarf with her shoe
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I broke a nail, I am not long for this world
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I long for the day the hammerer may self-hammer
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Intimidation: professional
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Some enlightened nobles have suggested alternatively, rehab in a masterwork chain room full of booze, engravings and mist
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smh tbqh
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This is why I always trust engineers on matters of constitutional philosophy
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9625 on: February 12, 2019, 11:02:36 pm »
It was inevitable..?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9626 on: February 14, 2019, 08:51:47 am »
Quote from: Mother of Learning, chapter 11
“We’re going to train your ability to sense mana,” said Xvim. “You’re going to put the blindfold on, and then I’m going to throw these mana-charged marbles at you.”

Zorian stared at the man incredulously. Had he really heard him right?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9627 on: February 14, 2019, 05:51:06 pm »
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1. A peice of crap wrapped in a blanket a lard, with raspberry sause that went bad before you were a disgrace to society.

2. The person in charge of making everyone go insane due to the loud screaming noises he makes on the bus
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9628 on: February 14, 2019, 06:26:54 pm »
There's an ASMR channel on YouTube with this Korean chick who occasionally does videos where she talks/whispers in English.

Thing is, she has an incredibly strong accent... Which, while endearing, can sometimes make her whispers sound like something else entirely.


Examples include "Would you like me to massage your head with an ice cold bag?", which if you're not paying a lot of attention sounds an awful lot like "Would you like me to massage your head with an icicle pick?". Also "Goodnight, sweetheart!" somehow came across as "Goodnight, retard!"
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9629 on: February 14, 2019, 10:08:29 pm »
I never knew a North Korean agent assassinated Leon Trotsky.
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