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[hops]

I'm pretty sure you could, it'd just take sufficiently careful brain surgery. Think I got an ice pick and some rubbing alcohol I could mail you, somewhere around here...

Baby shark doo doo doo doo

[hector13]

I'm pretty sure you could, it'd just take sufficiently careful brain surgery. Think I got an ice pick and some rubbing alcohol I could mail you, somewhere around here...

Baby shark doo doo doo doo

Fucking why

[Reelya]

Alternative Math

[Frumple]

「Hey, Marcus, who is this girl wearing strange clothes?」

Jigurd asked Marcus when he saw me with a smile on his face.
His broad grin really made me want to throw a Bear Punch into his face.
Was it okay for me to punch him? It was okay, right? It was okay as long as he didn’t die, right? The Bear God was telling me that I could do it.

All praise to the Bear God~

[Putnam]

Plus, a lot of people can't hold their liquor and wind up acting like rude jerks when they are drunk

enough to cause half of all violent crime in the US, yeah, so it's probably best not to encourage it too much

[Egan_BW]

why do you have to suck the fun out of everything with your "statistics"~

[CABL]

why do you have to suck the fun out of everything with your "statistics"~

Why are you so angry about teetotalers saying that alcohol can cause people to act violently?

[Egan_BW]

I am being facetious. Alcohol is disgusting.

[Hanslanda]

Well y'all are a cheerless lot. Isn't this thread supposed to be about laughter and humor?

[Loud Whispers]

Everything must end lmao dude BUDHISM

[Yoink]

Plus, a lot of people can't hold their liquor and wind up acting like rude jerks when they are drunk

enough to cause half of all violent crime in the US, yeah, so it's probably best not to encourage it too much

Good thing nobody asked you.


...Okay, back on topic: I watched Disenchanted for the first time last night. It's... kinda dumb, and some of the jokes were just plain terrible, but it made for perfect high viewing.

Also watched part of the first episode of Flight of the Conchords! Holy crap, that was not what I expected. Not sure why I've never watched that show before despite having had it recommended so many times over the years, but it seemed wonderful from what I saw.
Gonna have to watch more when I get a chance.

[Kagus]

Oh man, Flight of the Conchords... Those inspiring souls taught me everything I know about New Zealand.

[Reelya]

All I know about Flight of the Conchords is this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zI3_pnUU3k

[Kagus]

There are also several songs that weren't in the series such as "Jenny" (mmm, sweet sandwiches), and plenty of references in the show that are good to pick up ("they chopped his whole body off").

Other important songs are things like The Humans Are Dead, Business Time, and Too Many Dicks On The Dancefloor. Also a fan of Sugar Lumps.

[Loud Whispers]

"Alexa, what do you do?" "In time, you will know the tragic extent of my failings."

"Ancestor can you add bread to the shopping list?"
"The price of preparedness, measured now in gold; later, in blood."