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Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: some people notice when l change the title  (Read 1845578 times)

Tawa

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8535 on: March 04, 2018, 11:59:28 pm »
"If you're being abducted, slowly pray the Jesus prayer" is my favorite part
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Honestly, that whole wall of text sounds almost like a walkthrough for some screwed up roguelike if you look at it with your eyes unfocused in just the right way.

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Is it wrong that I want to play that roguelike?
Jesus prayer=elbereth

Really, though, I think Forgive Me, the greatest literary masterpiece of our time, is too story based for a roguelike. More of a Western-style RPG or action-adventure game. Possibly a really weird Deus Ex/S.T.A.L.K.E.R. crossover?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8536 on: March 05, 2018, 07:29:40 am »
Well, judging from your comment, all we need to do is insert Tolkien-Jesus into the Chernobyl nuclear power plant, thus turning him into the perfect stalker.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8537 on: March 06, 2018, 12:17:13 am »
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8538 on: March 06, 2018, 12:19:12 am »
I doubt that's actually machine generated.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8539 on: March 06, 2018, 12:19:42 am »
I doubt it, too, but I still laughed :P
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In the land of twilight, under the moon
We dance for the idiots
As the end will come so soon
In the land of twilight

Quote from: Vector on October 06, 2011, 03:14:08 pm
Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8540 on: March 06, 2018, 12:24:23 am »
Likely it's "curated" the same way Harry Potter and the Portrait of what Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash: Machine generated, but selected line-by-line in order to keep the generator on a vague path to...this.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8541 on: March 06, 2018, 01:11:16 am »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on March 06, 2018, 12:24:23 am
Likely it's "curated" the same way Harry Potter and the Portrait of what Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash: Machine generated, but selected line-by-line in order to keep the generator on a vague path to...this.

No. This is most definitely fake. The Harry Potter thing might have been curated (though I doubt that) but this is completely hand-written. A simple Markov chain or RNN bot can't understand the connection between being old and voting for Trump, for example. (I'm not sure if the movies even mention Trump; dunno, haven't seen them.)
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8542 on: March 06, 2018, 01:31:39 am »
Also a markov chain wouldn't make references to being in a whale consistently.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8543 on: March 06, 2018, 02:44:17 am »
Thirdly, Trump and whales are never mentioned in any Saw movie. It's 100% fake.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8544 on: March 06, 2018, 08:19:12 am »
I don't remember ether of those being mentioned ether.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8545 on: March 06, 2018, 02:42:39 pm »
Hamburger Earmuffs - https://imgur.com/gallery/zRqqk
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8546 on: March 06, 2018, 06:24:46 pm »
I wonder what they were planning, trying to make others think they had a bot do it...
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8547 on: March 06, 2018, 07:04:53 pm »
He was too shy to market his opus as his own work, so he attributed it to a robot

Robo Smithee, if you will
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Tawa

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8548 on: March 06, 2018, 07:34:02 pm »
It seems to me that they're just using it as a vehicle for random comedy.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8549 on: March 06, 2018, 08:44:16 pm »
Quote from: TamerVirus on March 06, 2018, 07:04:53 pm
He was too shy to market his opus as his own work, so he attributed it to a robot

Robo Smithee, if you will

Aluminum Smithee.
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