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[Tawa]

"If you're being abducted, slowly pray the Jesus prayer" is my favorite part

Honestly, that whole wall of text sounds almost like a walkthrough for some screwed up roguelike if you look at it with your eyes unfocused in just the right way.

...

Is it wrong that I want to play that roguelike?

Jesus prayer=elbereth

Really, though, I think Forgive Me, the greatest literary masterpiece of our time, is too story based for a roguelike. More of a Western-style RPG or action-adventure game. Possibly a really weird Deus Ex/S.T.A.L.K.E.R. crossover?

[Imic]

Well, judging from your comment, all we need to do is insert Tolkien-Jesus into the Chernobyl nuclear power plant, thus turning him into the perfect stalker.

[SalmonGod]

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[Rose]

I doubt that's actually machine generated.

[SalmonGod]

I doubt it, too, but I still laughed

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Likely it's "curated" the same way Harry Potter and the Portrait of what Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash: Machine generated, but selected line-by-line in order to keep the generator on a vague path to...this.

[bloop_bleep]

Likely it's "curated" the same way Harry Potter and the Portrait of what Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash: Machine generated, but selected line-by-line in order to keep the generator on a vague path to...this.

No. This is most definitely fake. The Harry Potter thing might have been curated (though I doubt that) but this is completely hand-written. A simple Markov chain or RNN bot can't understand the connection between being old and voting for Trump, for example. (I'm not sure if the movies even mention Trump; dunno, haven't seen them.)

[Rose]

Also a markov chain wouldn't make references to being in a whale consistently.

[George_Chickens]

Thirdly, Trump and whales are never mentioned in any Saw movie. It's 100% fake.

[King Zultan]

I don't remember ether of those being mentioned ether.

[Eric Blank]

Hamburger Earmuffs - https://imgur.com/gallery/zRqqk

[AzyWng]

I wonder what they were planning, trying to make others think they had a bot do it...

[TamerVirus]

He was too shy to market his opus as his own work, so he attributed it to a robot

Robo Smithee, if you will

[Tawa]

It seems to me that they're just using it as a vehicle for random comedy.

[hector13]

He was too shy to market his opus as his own work, so he attributed it to a robot

Robo Smithee, if you will

Aluminum Smithee.