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[Akura]

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Funny thing is that is how mermaids were first depicted. Maybe not necessarily on land, but it did have a solution to the "how do I have sex with a fish?" problem.

[Eric Blank]

You could always just do... cloacal, i guess.

[Ultimuh]

Oh shit did I read the script wrong

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Kind of..?

[Eric Blank]

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/sq1S8

Not afraid of wild gorillas

To be fair, we already have bears and moose. Whats another dangerous large animal gonna do? Freeze to death their first winter?

[EnigmaticHat]

Having your clothes literally turn into a swarm of mice would be truly horrifying honestly

This is why people will never understand fashion

I know right?  Lady Gaga would kill for a dress that did that.  Talk show celebrity guest interview of the century.

[Reelya]

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/wtf/man-robs-store-then-shoots-his-own-penis-trying-to-run-away/news-story/c52fc06c751df536314c117f1f17b619

Terrion Pouncy, 19, had called emergency services after the gun he used to rob Chicago’s Original Maxwell Street Polish restaurant misfired and shot him in his thigh and penis.
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After the robbery, the 19-year-old attempted to put the gun in the waistband of his pants which caused it to misfire twice — inflicting the painful injuries that eventually forced him to call emergency services for help.

(Note he had just pointed that live firearm at two other people so any sympathy for almost blowing his own nuts off goes out the window. "Well good" is the response to the fact that his reckless use of firearms only injured himself before he could do for anybody else).

[Egan_BW]

And that's why people invented holsters rather than just sticking the things in their trousers.

[AzyWng]

If he was doing some petty robbing of a restaurant, I doubt he'd have the money (or good sense) to purchase a holster...

[hector13]

Well he’s sensible enough to commit a robbery with something threatening.

Evidently that sense didn’t extend to making sure not to point at his cock something that fires small bits of metal at the speed of sound.

[Jopax]

There's also this funny thing called a firing safety switch. Pretty sure most if not all guns come with some form of it to prevent these kinds of things from happening.

[Egan_BW]

You shouldn't rely on that.

[Reelya]

I forgot the funniest part of it, he robbed a hotdog / polish sausage shop

[Eric Blank]

Dont disrespect the sausages

[Egan_BW]

I forgot the funniest part of it, he robbed a hotdog / polish sausage shop

Shoulda stuffed a sausage in his pants to take the shot for his dick.

[Eric Blank]

Thatd just confuse the surgeon when he goes to sew it back on. Hed be stuck with a literal weiner

On the other hand, it might he an upgrade in terms of dimensions