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Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: some people notice when l change the title  (Read 1846434 times)

IcyTea31

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7630 laugfs and counting
« Reply #7740 on: September 07, 2017, 11:50:56 pm »

I really hope you're not being serious with those statistics. For one, statistics don't quite work that way, and for two, if everybody over nine watched porn at least once a week, the alarmists wouldn't bother saying 80%, they'd say "ALL CHILDREN WATCH PORN ERMAHGERD".
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« Reply #7741 on: September 08, 2017, 12:18:48 am »

I really hope you're not being serious with those statistics. For one, statistics don't quite work that way, and for two, if everybody over nine watched porn at least once a week, the alarmists wouldn't bother saying 80%, they'd say "ALL CHILDREN WATCH PORN ERMAHGERD".

I'm assuming age is evenly distributed, and that children are people in the age range of 0-18 years. Which means 25% of children are under 4.5 years and 75% are over 4.5 years. By Pigeonhole Principle, even if everybody over the age of 4.5 watched porn every week, that only accounts for 75% out of 80% -- meaning the 5% that are left over have to be in the "under 4.5" group. This means that at least 5% of children are both under 4.5 years and watch porn every week. Because 25% percent of children are under 4.5 years, at least 5%/25%=1/5=20% of children under 4.5 years watch porn every week. See the problem?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7630 laugfs and counting
« Reply #7742 on: September 08, 2017, 01:18:40 am »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7630 laugfs and counting
« Reply #7743 on: September 08, 2017, 01:44:29 am »

See the problem?
Yeah, I misread the original statement.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7630 laugfs and counting
« Reply #7744 on: September 08, 2017, 01:49:05 am »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7630 laugfs and counting
« Reply #7745 on: September 08, 2017, 04:46:05 am »

I'm assuming age is evenly distributed, and that children are people in the age range of 0-18 years. Which means 25% of children are under 4.5 years and 75% are over 4.5 years. By Pigeonhole Principle, even if everybody over the age of 4.5 watched porn every week, that only accounts for 75% out of 80% -- meaning the 5% that are left over have to be in the "under 4.5" group. This means that at least 5% of children are both under 4.5 years and watch porn every week. Because 25% percent of children are under 4.5 years, at least 5%/25%=1/5=20% of children under 4.5 years watch porn every week. See the problem?
That's a strange application of the pigeonhole principle - on a percentage level the amount of kids takes a continuous value, but when pigeonholing you go back to treating them as discrete entities. I think you're implicitly (accidentally) assuming that the total number of kids is divisible by twenty :D

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7630 laugfs and counting
« Reply #7747 on: September 08, 2017, 08:34:47 pm »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7630 laugfs and counting
« Reply #7748 on: September 09, 2017, 05:20:48 am »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7630 laugfs and counting
« Reply #7750 on: September 09, 2017, 09:26:01 am »

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What is this? What? Excuse me? WHY IS THIS POST TREATING THAT LIKE IT'S COMMON?

I don't know why I'm laughing xD

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« Reply #7751 on: September 09, 2017, 11:34:53 am »

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I don't know why I'm laughing xD
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7630 laugfs and counting
« Reply #7752 on: September 09, 2017, 08:15:32 pm »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7630 laugfs and counting
« Reply #7753 on: September 10, 2017, 03:31:07 am »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7630 laugfs and counting
« Reply #7754 on: September 10, 2017, 02:39:36 pm »


I read the title, and it was mildly humourous. Then I read the subtitle and I cracked up.
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