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Flying Dice

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6345 on: September 08, 2016, 06:52:31 pm »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6346 on: September 09, 2016, 09:40:58 am »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6347 on: September 10, 2016, 05:25:47 am »

Rick Astley will lend you any Disney movie... except one:
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6348 on: September 10, 2016, 07:49:36 am »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6350 on: September 11, 2016, 08:05:03 am »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6351 on: September 11, 2016, 08:23:48 am »

Hahaha... I could totally imagine that happening in re-enactment groups. Probably has. :P
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6352 on: September 11, 2016, 11:00:20 am »

I'd watch a comedy series based around a unit of fantasy of medieval soldiers.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6353 on: September 11, 2016, 05:12:01 pm »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6354 on: September 11, 2016, 05:46:21 pm »

A good question
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6355 on: September 12, 2016, 01:45:01 am »

Local elections are being held soon, so various candidates are putting up posters around town to advertise. On the way to work today I saw a new one - CUMMING FOR CASHMERE.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6356 on: September 12, 2016, 10:18:16 am »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6357 on: September 13, 2016, 04:37:53 am »

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=300665213

Found that funnier than I probably should have.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6358 on: September 14, 2016, 03:39:19 pm »

In my Mythology class, we're reading the Enuma Elish, the Babylonian creation myth. The gist of it is that the principal male deity, Marduk, slays the principle female divinity, Tiamat the sea goddess (who is also his great-grandmother,) and becomes king of the gods.

What's funny, though, is, well. If Gilgamesh was the first recorded tragic hero, Marduk was the first recorded Marty Stu. He's the son of three other principal male divinities. He is explicitly stated to be a "double god" so he would be stronger and look cooler. He has 10 halos (the other gods only have 1) to make him "awesome to behold". His abilities specifically entail having stronger magic than everybody else and the ability to control storms, and his possessions include an invincible lightning chariot, six monsters named after fearsome adjectives (4 of which he hooks up to his chariot,) and some sort of gigantic net that is somehow capable of capturing Tiamat. The only reason he kills Tiamat is because she gets angry when he starts screwing around with the wind. Additionally, he only agrees to kill Tiamat and her eleven invincible monsters if the other gods make him the king afterward, and his reasoning for his ability to slay her lies in the fact that he's a man and therefore stronger.

inb4 the author was named Marduk
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6359 on: September 14, 2016, 04:31:57 pm »

In my Mythology class, we're reading the Enuma Elish, the Babylonian creation myth. The gist of it is that the principal male deity, Marduk, slays the principle female divinity, Tiamat the sea goddess (who is also his great-grandmother,) and becomes king of the gods.

What's funny, though, is, well. If Gilgamesh was the first recorded tragic hero, Marduk was the first recorded Marty Stu. He's the son of three other principal male divinities. He is explicitly stated to be a "double god" so he would be stronger and look cooler. He has 10 halos (the other gods only have 1) to make him "awesome to behold". His abilities specifically entail having stronger magic than everybody else and the ability to control storms, and his possessions include an invincible lightning chariot, six monsters named after fearsome adjectives (4 of which he hooks up to his chariot,) and some sort of gigantic net that is somehow capable of capturing Tiamat. The only reason he kills Tiamat is because she gets angry when he starts screwing around with the wind. Additionally, he only agrees to kill Tiamat and her eleven invincible monsters if the other gods make him the king afterward, and his reasoning for his ability to slay her lies in the fact that he's a man and therefore stronger.

inb4 the author was named Marduk
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