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Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: some people notice when l change the title  (Read 1836700 times)

KingofstarrySkies

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5130 on: February 24, 2016, 03:28:58 pm »

I promise ye it has gotten better. I left for some time to go to a certain other server, and returned-The RP is definitely a medium. There can be some shitters, though.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5131 on: February 24, 2016, 04:23:58 pm »

tg still master race tbh
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5132 on: February 24, 2016, 04:31:56 pm »

/tg/ is the best even if I haven't played there since like, summer. Lost interest mainly because Basil nopops and because I can't tolerate fucking box, the worst map in existence. Funilly enough, at least in theory, that should make it impossible for /tg/ to be the best, but whatever.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5133 on: February 24, 2016, 04:45:53 pm »

tgstation is alright. I still prefer Baycode, but fuck if TG doesn't have some great antags and other mechanics. If only I could tolerate the playerbase. :x
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5134 on: February 24, 2016, 04:49:25 pm »

The playerbase is proably the greatest thing though. Muh valids.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5135 on: February 24, 2016, 10:41:39 pm »

You hear the air raid siren begin to sound. People begin to panic, running to hide inside nearby buildings. You run into a crowded subway for cover as jet engines can be heard overhead. Police officers close the gate to the subway entrance. You keep running, deeper into the station. The screams and pleas for help of those trapped outside continue for about ten minutes before seemingly being silenced by some intangible and unrelenting force without a sound. You don't dare think what that force was.

  You keep running. Deeper and deeper, before taking shelter in some empty security room with cameras all through the subway. At first you feel secure. Then you see it. The subway entrance. Men clad in all black, wearing balaclavas and tactical gear, armbands with a symbol you can't identify due to the low resolution of the cameras.

  They easily pry open the gate. They rush in, about a dozen of them. The power goes out before you can see what happens to the others who sought shelter in the subway. You lock the door to the room and cower in the corner. There are footsteps outside. Screams are silenced.

 A knock. Just a light tap at first. Then two slightly more forceful knocks. Then the door flies open, the men swarming the room. All the other people who were outside and hiding in the subway try to get in too. Relief and joy washes over you as you realize you are engulfed in a city-wide group hug, and that you are loved.
I don't know if this isn't better in the happy thread, but I had the last post there and this was, y'know, kinda funny.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5136 on: February 24, 2016, 11:24:10 pm »

The playerbase is proably the greatest thing though. Muh valids.
I'll always have a softspot for UMcS just because that's where I was taught how to brew proper stationcrackers, which sent me on a spree of mad bombing every time I rolled tater for a while. I was a goddamn grown-ass man giggling like a little girl whenever I got to set off half a dozen of those. Sad that I don't even remember the proper procedure any more, that's easily half of what makes me not want to go back, since I'd be reduced to poly smoke grenades, chloral hydrate in the gun, and being able to burn into goddamn near anywhere.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5137 on: February 25, 2016, 12:39:41 am »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5138 on: February 25, 2016, 12:52:32 am »

http://www.cartoonbrew.com/disney/petition-asks-artists-stop-creating-zootopia-furry-porn-128852.html
I mean. What did anyone think was going to happen here?
I'm pretty sure furry porn counts as objectionable material in Commonwealth countries anyway so...
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5139 on: February 25, 2016, 12:54:50 am »

Haha according to the article its on change.org and has a whopping 223 signatures.  I think the internet as a whole has accepted the furry porn.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5140 on: February 25, 2016, 01:33:33 am »

Something about the sheer, awe-inspiring futility of the action has me splitting my sides. I mean, we all knew there'd be a landslide of porn about this. If anything the people who draw attention to it by complaining are more at fault if those of us who'd rather not see the porn wind up seeing it.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5141 on: February 25, 2016, 03:45:45 am »

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Also, I was going to make some gingernut biscuits but the only ginger we had was ~20 year old powder. I got mum to buy some when she went grocery shopping. When she got home:
Mum: "[OW], I bought your ginger. Wait, that says garlic."
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5142 on: February 25, 2016, 04:12:39 am »

Run, OW. Run. She's onto your Vampirism.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5143 on: February 25, 2016, 08:38:55 am »

Haha according to the article its on change.org and has a whopping 223 signatures.  I think the internet as a whole has accepted the furry porn.
667 now that I've signed it. Even if it makes it to 1000 it's not going to change shit, porn artists gonna porn and furries gonna yiff no matter what you do. The petition starter even moves back on his position, saying that some of it is hot and he even wants more. But still, pretty good opportunity to show my contempt for the yiffers.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5144 on: February 25, 2016, 09:26:10 am »

Also, I was going to make some gingernut biscuits but the only ginger we had was ~20 year old powder. I got mum to buy some when she went grocery shopping. When she got home:
Mum: "[OW], I bought your ginger. Wait, that says garlic."

Maybe she's just passively aggressively suggesting you do your own shopping? :P
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