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Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: some people notice when l change the title  (Read 1843596 times)

TheBiggerFish

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Chainsaw hat
« Reply #4800 on: January 27, 2016, 10:33:39 pm »

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I do think there's certainly ways to make them shoot webs, but have yet to put that much effort into keeping the DF essentials up and running without complications.
This sounds altogether too sane for things that created the RAW travesties...
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Chainsaw hat
« Reply #4801 on: January 27, 2016, 11:38:49 pm »

I found the dwarffortress bot on there. :D
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The only time I ever used a DFHack command called forum-dwarves that saves the description of each screenshot I'm taking to show you patrol paths or fort layouts.
That... sounds useful, actually.

An ASCII representation of a fort? Sounds ugly.

Uh. An ASCII text representation.

Uh. In HTML.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Chainsaw hat
« Reply #4802 on: January 28, 2016, 01:29:43 am »

Someone needs to code Bay12 Simulator. Or at least tell me how to do it.
Markov chainsssss.

I actually have one of those somewhere. It's loaded with LW's posts right now in response to someone saying we needed an LW post generator after a particularly spectacular shirpost.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5000 laffs and counting
« Reply #4803 on: January 28, 2016, 04:36:25 am »

I DESIRE IT
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5000 laffs and counting
« Reply #4804 on: January 28, 2016, 04:37:29 am »

PROVIDE US THIS WONDER
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Is there a word that combines comedy with tragedy and farce?
Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
http://www.collinsdictionary.com

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5000 laffs and counting
« Reply #4805 on: January 28, 2016, 09:40:04 am »

Yes, it would be a lot more convenient if I could just get a machine simulacra of myself to post instead of me, very time saving. Could you add in a shitposting toggle?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5000 laffs and counting
« Reply #4806 on: January 28, 2016, 09:42:19 am »

Yes, it would be a lot more convenient if I could just get a machine simulacra of myself to post instead of me, very time saving. Could you add in a shitposting toggle?
It can toggle between 'on' and 'on'
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5000 laffs and counting
« Reply #4807 on: January 28, 2016, 09:44:08 am »

I was thinking more along the lines of "on" and "time to get banned".
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5000 laffs and counting
« Reply #4808 on: January 28, 2016, 10:15:38 am »

Uh, the bot subreddit sure seems interesting, specially when it creates a post about a supposed child molester which then drifts off into a discussion about cars, Ferengi ears and politics.

Seems pretty realistic so far :v
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Chainsaw hat
« Reply #4809 on: January 28, 2016, 12:38:57 pm »

Someone needs to code Bay12 Simulator. Or at least tell me how to do it.
Markov chainsssss.

I actually have one of those somewhere. It's loaded with LW's posts right now in response to someone saying we needed an LW post generator after a particularly spectacular shirpost.
GIB.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5000 laffs and counting
« Reply #4810 on: January 28, 2016, 01:15:46 pm »

Jeepers, okay. I was gonna work out some way of bundling a thread-sucker with it so you could gen posts based on one particular thread, but I can just post the script here too.

Note: this is not my code. It is in fact sourced from this. I wrote some code surrounding it, but that's kinda buggy and not really important.

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Is this an acceptable tribute?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5000 laffs and counting
« Reply #4811 on: January 28, 2016, 02:22:24 pm »

Jeepers, okay. I was gonna work out some way of bundling a thread-sucker with it so you could gen posts based on one particular thread, but I can just post the script here too.

Okay, now that sounds awesome.
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Is there a word that combines comedy with tragedy and farce?
Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
http://www.collinsdictionary.com

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5000 laffs and counting
« Reply #4812 on: January 28, 2016, 03:10:57 pm »

can we get roboLSP and roboGWG?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5000 laffs and counting
« Reply #4813 on: January 28, 2016, 03:21:37 pm »

That second one just needs to auto-reply to everyone else and say "You're wrong," as condescendingly as possible.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5000 laffs and counting
« Reply #4814 on: January 28, 2016, 03:26:52 pm »

ToadyBot would be a weird case, heh. I would imagine emotional posts from the early days about Slaves to Armok I interspersed with the "he he he"s of modern FotF updates.

This is totally unrelated, but today I found out that the purposefully-bad-fanfic generator added a snippet that deliberately sounds like something out of Full-Life Consequences.
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So [name] got onto his bmx. The others followed on their segway but were quite far behind.
[name] knew he had to go faster and faster like the speed of sound. So he raced down streets and around cornors, skiding furiously around pedestrions and cops.
"No time for rules!" he called out as he passed.
"I have to take my full responsibilities of life!" he said.
Suddenly up ahead he saw some bad guys!
So he did a massive wheely backflip over them, headbutting them as he was above them.
"Eat my fist!" [name] yelled as he slapped them.
He speed onwards past fields and villages and cities and apartments and other landscape.
Then he saw the roadsign to where he had to go, and so he went. He whacked some more bad guys out with a sideways 360 spin, before leaping off the bike. 
Later, when the others catched up, they continued their journey.
I somehow managed to get this while generating Ace Attorney fanfiction.
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