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[Graknorke]

I wonder which of those people are trolling and which are just stupid

OP and some of the replies were fake, but some of the accounts that replied credulously had too much history to not be legit.

[Spehss _]

Cthulhu's Battleship Vengeance

H o l y    s h i t.

All of my yes. I want a video game of this. Or an anime, maybe. Either one could be cool.

[KingofstarrySkies]

WHY NOT BOTH

[Tawa]

Been on an MST3K and general B-movie binge lately.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is a wonderful film about the importance of completely horrifying laughter.
Future War has special effects worthy of fast food kids' meal toys, isn't in the future, and doesn't have a war.
Double-007, a James Bond knockoff starring Neil Connery as hypnotist/plastic surgeon/crack shot/detective/secret agent's brother Dr. Neil Connery, has a brilliant plot involving stock footage, nuclear rugs made by blind people, and the highly dangerous Atomic Nucleus that can cause all mechanical and electronic devices in the world to abruptly stop working.
Turkish Rambo taught me that in Turkey, they don't have boxes to store Nerf-brand 40mm grenades in because they use all the cardboard to make doors and jail cells.
And, of course, Manos: the Hands of Fate iS a WONderfUL fILm aBOut polYGAmy, OVERused stOCK fOOTage, AND hoW PARenTS aRE MORons WHo caNNOt bE TRUSted wITH ANythING.

[Arx]

The Cheese Stands Alone
4WW
Enchantment

If you control no cards in play other than The Cheese Stands Alone and have no cards in your hand, you win the game.

The meat, on the other hand, has frequent visitors.

Randy Elliott

Hmm, yes.

[Tawa]

Communist Vocabulary Siege
Defeat the Grammar Nazis for Mother Russia!

Explosive Cardboard Melee
From the makers of "Turkish Star Wars"!

British Shotgun Deluxe
Rip and tear! Struth! Rip and tear yor guts! Blimey! Yor huge! Right! That means yer 'ave 'uge guts! Honest guv! Rip and tear! Right!

Subterranean Skydiving Force
See also Land Fishing Squad and our newspaper, the Daily Night.

Grand Sudoku Solid
"Sudo... ku?"

[pisskop]

Playing Brutal Doom.  In the newest version, barrels that are on fire cause fire damage in close proximity.  A caccodemon was attacking a flaming barrel, and of course rubbing your face on fire isn't the healthiest thing for you.  I laughed.

[Spehss _]

British Shotgun Deluxe
Rip and tear! Struth! Rip and tear yor guts! Blimey! Yor huge! Right! That means yer 'ave 'uge guts! Honest guv! Rip and tear! Right!

Doom mod when.

[Baffler]

EDIT:
lel, Nigerians falling for Ebola Chan b8
I could feel bad for them if English weren't the national language of Nigeria. But it is.

This one's a keeper:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I'm sure there's more good stuff on that site, just gotta find it.

Edit: I also love the sheer number of people saying "OP is a dumbass who should probably haul himself out of the last millennium, Ebola was obviously genetically engineered, not summoned by magic. That would be ridiculous."

[Aklyon]

An incredibly specific, technically one-word card.

[Graknorke]

http://i.imgur.com/bsysm.gif

Good stuff. Very long though.

EDIT:

wikipedia's articles are written with a neutral point of view

ahaha
aaahahahahahahahaaha

[Avis-Mergulus]

墨西哥人, Mexican

[scrdest]

A foreword to a book on bipolar disorders I found is written by a guy named (Jules) Angst. mfw.

[Spehss _]

Spoiler: from an innawoods thread on /x/ (click to show/hide)

[Tiruin]

Spoiler: from an innawoods thread on /x/ (click to show/hide)

I like how the carrot was the only thing that connected the story to the first movie of LotR. xD