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[Eric Blank]

...With my mouth.

I knew brits were all secretly aliens!

[Graknorke]

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/gob#gob-3

[BlackFlyme]

Gobshite, a gob is yer mouth, an it's no English ya feckin baheid.

[hops]

...Secretly?

[Graknorke]

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams is acknowledged. So that's something. Plus she didn't know that Bush did 9/11 so...

You think that Bush divided 9 by 11!

so close and yet so far.

[GiglameshDespair]

Bush did 0.818181 recurring!

[Spehss _]

Mitsuku: Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?
Me: Is this some kind of joke?
Mitsuku: No, this is real life.
Me: Is this just fantasy?
Mitsuku: No Freddie. This is real life.
Me: Ha, nice Queen reference.
Mitsuku: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. Thanks. I'm glad you picked up on that.

My sides have entered orbit. Was not expecting that response from a chatbot.

[hops]

But where is the obligatory fanfic where Mitsuku conquer Earth?

[KingofstarrySkies]

I really wanted that to turn into them singing the song. I'd have cried.

[Flying Dice]

Shadowrunner? More like bad-ow runner, amirite?

[Orange Wizard]

Human: What is the time?
Mitsuku: It's getting late.

 I've displayed a clock showing the time according to your computer.

 Here in Leeds (England) it is:
 Thursday 17 September 2015 05:49:52 AM. 
 Human: Luckily, I don't live in Leeds.
Mitsuku: Where do you live? 
 Human: Prussia.
Mitsuku: What is it like living in Prussia? 
 Human: It's pretty great. We have sandwiches.
Mitsuku: What do you like most about it? Do you mean you and me have? 
 Human: No, I mean us Prussians have sandwiches.
Mitsuku: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Do you like reality TV shows?   
 Human: Not in the slightest.
Mitsuku: No me neither. Here in the UK nearly every TV programme is a reality show.
 There's far too many of them.
 I think people only watch them because they have no life of their own and so feel the need to invade someone else's privacy instead.

Ayup.

[Eric Blank]

Is that chatbot sarcasm, or did it learn to make generalizations?

The end really IS nigh.

Unless one of you guys taught it that line.

[KingofstarrySkies]

The apocalypse will not be brought on by cruel, logical-thinking machines, but by ones snarky and sarcastic, bored by our collective non-wit.

[Graknorke]

Human: Luckily, I don't live in Leeds.

:I

[i2amroy]

Human: Luckily, I don't live in Leeds.

:I

And the secret to dodging the apocalypse appears! When the robots show up on our doorstep to murder the person who lives there, we'll just have to reply "luckily, I don't live here" and they'll just leave us alone!