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Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: some people notice when l change the title  (Read 1843658 times)

Flying Dice

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2295 on: May 07, 2015, 03:56:39 pm »
I honestly can't fathom how you would open a box with a paint roller.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2296 on: May 07, 2015, 04:00:39 pm »
Maybe someone thought it was a craft knife? And they were... y'know... of lower-than-average IQ?

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Quote from: Flying Dice on May 07, 2015, 03:56:39 pm
I honestly can't fathom how you would open a box with a depth charge.
Ayyyyyy.... :P
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2297 on: May 07, 2015, 04:01:26 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on May 07, 2015, 03:56:39 pm
I honestly can't fathom how you would open a box with a paint roller.
Very carefully.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2298 on: May 07, 2015, 04:02:04 pm »
Quote from: scrdest on May 07, 2015, 04:01:26 pm
Quote from: Flying Dice on May 07, 2015, 03:56:39 pm
I honestly can't fathom how you would open a box with a paint roller.
Very carefully.
It would be easier to open a paint roller with a box than vice versa.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2299 on: May 07, 2015, 04:02:46 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on May 07, 2015, 04:02:04 pm
Quote from: scrdest on May 07, 2015, 04:01:26 pm
Quote from: Flying Dice on May 07, 2015, 03:56:39 pm
I honestly can't fathom how you would open a box with a paint roller.
Very carefully.
It would be easier to open a paint roller with a box than vice versa.
Why did you think you have to do it very carefully for some other reason?
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Quote from: Akura on April 17, 2016, 12:06:46 pm
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2300 on: May 07, 2015, 04:05:05 pm »
Quote from: scrdest on May 07, 2015, 04:02:46 pm
Quote from: Flying Dice on May 07, 2015, 04:02:04 pm
Quote from: scrdest on May 07, 2015, 04:01:26 pm
Quote from: Flying Dice on May 07, 2015, 03:56:39 pm
I honestly can't fathom how you would open a box with a paint roller.
Very carefully.
It would be easier to open a paint roller with a box than vice versa.
Why did you think you have to do it very carefully for some other reason?
Because the only way I can think of that working would be to apply sufficient paint to soak through the cardboard, wait for it to dry, and then hammer the box open, taking advantage of its new structural unsoundness. That don't sound careful to me in any world, no way no how.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2301 on: May 07, 2015, 04:10:02 pm »
you can use the handle as a peg to impale the box, then use it to tear the hole further.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2302 on: May 07, 2015, 04:13:37 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on May 07, 2015, 03:56:39 pm
I honestly can't fathom how you would open a box with a paint roller.
Coat it in aqua regia and acid off the top of the box?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2303 on: May 07, 2015, 04:14:34 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on May 07, 2015, 04:10:02 pm
you can use the handle as a peg to impale the box, then use it to tear the hole further.
The handles are soft, rounded plastic with a threaded hole for an extender rod, at least on every paint roller I've ever used. Usually at least an inch in diameter.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2304 on: May 07, 2015, 04:17:31 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on May 07, 2015, 04:14:34 pm
Quote from: Eric Blank on May 07, 2015, 04:10:02 pm
you can use the handle as a peg to impale the box, then use it to tear the hole further.
The handles are soft, rounded plastic with a threaded hole for an extender rod, at least on every paint roller I've ever used. Usually at least an inch in diameter.

Mutilating the paint roller slightly is perfectly acceptable.
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2305 on: May 07, 2015, 04:24:47 pm »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2306 on: May 07, 2015, 05:09:24 pm »
no, NO NOOOOOOOOO
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2307 on: May 07, 2015, 05:17:46 pm »
The Second GR-5 incident... is their problem.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2308 on: May 07, 2015, 05:56:33 pm »
Just hope nobody tells them. They'll probably blame us.
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2309 on: May 07, 2015, 06:36:24 pm »
Everyone blames us. ;3
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