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[Flying Dice]

wow mate why do you keep posting stuff and commenting on it yourself. I've seen pages with 80'% of the posts being yours.

Check the fifth response.

For those who aren't aware and didn't read any farther, "A Lone Tenno" is the moniker for users who comment without logging in, functionally the same as "Anonymous" on other sites.

[redwallzyl]

Sesame street does Game of Thrones. This means that a Sean Bean muppet now exists.

I've got a wedding to get to.

Don't lose your head over this, Ned.

D:

Apparently they have dozens of these parodies. I'm not sure how I feel about that.

but everyone loves the Life of Whoopie Pie and Les Mousserables! and of course the newest series to come to PBC Upside Downton Abbey!

[SalmonGod]

Woman A Leading Authority On What Shouldn’t Be In Poor People’s Grocery Carts (The Onion)

[TD1]

Told my wee bro a ghost followed him home from an abandoned house he was at. I said it would get him while he slept. Let him sleep. Got up at six. Put hand under cold tap. Grabbed him with said hand.

Cue predictable results 

[Eric Blank]

You are the best older brother. Especially if you got away unseen

[Bohandas]

I think I've come up with an idea for the most offensive and terrible movie ever made. I'm kind of reluctant to describe the plot, except that it's offensive and terrible in a really tacky way.

Spoiler: Terribad Plot (click to show/hide)

EDIT: OK, given how bad the terrible jokes thread can get...basically, the catalyst for this movie is that one of my profs, a Jewish woman from New Jersey, had a grandmother who had this particular Yiddish insult that she would never say in front of people-only behind their backs. It basically translates to "you're the abortion that lived."

It's probably the worst insult I've ever heard. Now I'm envisioning a 50's style sci-fi B movie, dripping Poe's Law, called "Attack of the Abortion That Lived", complete with a giant cardboard fetus puppet attacking a major city and a brave pro-choice Navy SEAL with 300 confirmed kills who saves the day.

[Graknorke]

(Might want to click to expand)


Hehehehehe.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It says "800 B-EE". Sounds like booby.
Pretty sure Eidos noticed because that's not what the model looks like in-game.

[Tawa]

Spoiler: Eheheh. Dumb but funny. (click to show/hide)

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Reading through this thread from the beginning.
My sides XD

[Dutrius]

I'm working on a text based RPG for my A-level computing project.

I've just realised that there's a bug unintended feature in the combat mechanics. It is possible to roll negative numbers on combat rolls. This is intentional, and you end up hitting yourself with your own weapon. I've just realised this also works with ranged weapons. Combined with the program randomly targeting body parts, it makes it entirely possible to shoot yourself in the head with a longbow.

[Graknorke]

I'm working on a text based RPG for my A-level computing project.

Is it a project you'd recommend? I'm kind of pondering what I'll be working on next year and a text based game was obviously (I mean, this forum is run by Toady) one of the first things that came to mind.

[Dutrius]

I'd recommend it, but they've just changed the specifications, which come into effect next academic year (I think). It's much more programming focused next year, which annoys me because that's what I'm good at. Stupid AQA. 

If you do go for a game, just remember that you've got to find a "user" for your game. The write up is the hardest part.

I hate paperwork. Just let me program the damn thing. I hate AQA.


BTW, which language are you using? I'm using Pascal.

[Graknorke]

BTW, which language are you using? I'm using Pascal.

VB.NET
It may very well be the worst.

[Avis-Mergulus]

People still use Pascal for stuff and things?

[Dutrius]

Well they use it to teach programming at my school. I still think it would have been better to learn C#, but that was what we were taught.