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[MetalSlimeHunt]

One of the user defined tags for Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin is Casual.

Maybe they were a DF player.

That's nothing though, check out the tag entries for Female Protagonist sometime.

[bahihs]

dying, send help

This is what happens when you let Delta Airlines run a bus service...

[Lyeos]

Is that Rabelais or a Rabelais-fanfic?

Its actually from Baldur's gate.

Yes, what lemon said.

I can confirm that it is, in fact, made with three different pairs of pantaloons.
It's also pretty damn decent armour.

[SalmonGod]

[IronTomato]

Spoiler: I laughed entirely too hard at this (click to show/hide)

That is precious.

[ggamer]

Spoiler: I laughed entirely too hard at this (click to show/hide)

for some reason non-body pillows always make me chortle

[Orange Wizard]

I love it.

[Flying Dice]

Spoiler: I laughed entirely too hard at this (click to show/hide)

Context, for the one person who doesn't get the joke.


e: You know, the Onion has a lot of great content, but this takes the cake: http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-and-woman-get-drunk-blow-30000-in-one-night,27856/

[WillowLuman]

From uni: In Galileo's time, the Vatican librarian stated that the rings of Saturn were the foreskin of Christ.

[bahihs]

This article made me smile and laugh a bit. At "WHOEVER IS POOPING IN MY ALLEWAY, JUPITER CURSE THEE!" I cracked up.

The other graffiti are even better:

II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8767: Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here.  The women did not know of his presence.  Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.

V.5 (just outside the Vesuvius gate); 6641: Defecator, may everything turn out okay so that you can leave this place

Herculaneum (on a water distribution tower); 10488: Anyone who wants to defecate in this place is advised to move along.  If you act contrary to this warning, you will have to pay a penalty.  Children must pay [number missing] silver coins.  Slaves will be beaten on their behinds.

Herculaneum (on the exterior wall of a house); 10619: Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here

II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8792: On April 19th, I made bread

[Graknorke]

From uni: In Galileo's time, the Vatican librarian stated that the rings of Saturn were the foreskin of Christ.

Saturn's rings are extraordinarily thin: though they're 250,000 km or more in diameter they're less than one kilometer thick.

He must have been packing something pretty impressive then. Jesus.

II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8792: On April 19th, I made bread

In a time before time, somebody attacked somebody.

[Tawa]

I decided to check out PETA's ripoffs of Nintendo games that try to further their own messages, Super Tanooki Skin 2D and Pokémon Black and Blue.

This shit is both messed up and hilarious, because they clearly have no clue what they're talking about. If these people had played these games for more than five seconds, they'd know that Mario doesn't rip skins off of living racoons and that one of the main messages of the Pokémon games is friendship and compassion.

[IronTomato]

This article made me smile and laugh a bit. At "WHOEVER IS POOPING IN MY ALLEWAY, JUPITER CURSE THEE!" I cracked up.

He who buggers a fire burns his penis

Why do I laugh so hard at weird stuff

[~Neri]

The thing is though, PETA kills more animals per year then most other organizations combined.

[Bohandas]

I decided to check out PETA's ripoffs of Nintendo games that try to further their own messages, Super Tanooki Skin 2D and Pokémon Black and Blue.

This shit is both messed up and hilarious, because they clearly have no clue what they're talking about. If these people had played these games for more than five seconds, they'd know that Mario doesn't rip skins off of living racoons and that one of the main messages of the Pokémon games is friendship and compassion.

It's PETA. Expecting sanity from them is nothing short of... well, insanity.

Of course. Thay're a cult; There's no other word for it.