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[Graknorke]

Today I learned about Nazi Furries. This is a thing that is real.
Even other furries hate them. Too good.

[scrdest]

Today I learned about Nazi Furries. This is a thing that is real.
Even other furries hate them. Too good.

Is that 'Nazi' as in 'Grammar Nazi' or the other kind...?

[Graknorke]

As in the "sieg heil" kind.
I would give images or links as examples but it's furries and so you can't really find a page without porn on it.

EDIT: Unrelated to furries, but it's just too good.

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It's like there's just 0 self-awareness.

[Dutrius]

I've been away in Geneva over the weekend with my Sixth Form Physics classes. One of the students in the year below me managed to fall into the lake, earning him the nickname "Sea bass" (yes, I know that Lake Geneva is a fresh water lake. I did not come up with the nickname).

He also managed to drop his smartphone into a donation box. I'll upload a pic later.

[Eric Blank]

awww don't upload a pic of the guy, you'll embarrass him on the internets! Hasn't he suffered enough for his character's creator owning a d20 with five 1's on it?

[Dutrius]

I was going to upload a pic of the phone, not the guy.

[WillowLuman]

Today I learned about Nazi Furries. This is a thing that is real.
Even other furries hate them. Too good.

I'm having trouble imagining what the overlap is, but it's also making me laugh. Normally I'd google for confirmation, but, well, furries.

[Tawa]

CLOP, the unicorn-themed spinoff of QWOP

[Graknorke]

Today I learned about Nazi Furries. This is a thing that is real.
Even other furries hate them. Too good.

I'm having trouble imagining what the overlap is, but it's also making me laugh. Normally I'd google for confirmation, but, well, furries.

Well imagine a bunch of guys in fursuits. Now imagine them wearing SS uniforms with swastikas draped everywhere.

[WillowLuman]

There are no words.

[ArKFallen]

2 months ago
 
But the alphabet is in that order because it's a perfect tour through the different sounds we make when we speak. Like, ok, we start off with A, who is a gallant and tender and kind leader, a tan-reddish color, with a lot of heart. Right away you're thinking "Ok, this alphabet is going to be great, they have a really good leader in front of them." But you're also like, "Ok, but A is a vowel... is this whole thing going to be vowels??" But no! Because then you move on to B, C, D, and you start to get a feel for some of the more important players on this team. Soon, though, E and I show up, the two gentlest & friendliest vowels [alphabet even uses I to spell "HI!" to you!!], and you're like "Wow, ok, this is such a nice bunch!!" But lest you be lulled to boredom, the alphabet throws you for a little loop with wacky & very humorous J and K. So things are kinda silly, right? But the alphabet doesn't want to alienate you too much, so right away it switches back to the most soft, comforting bunch of letters imaginable: L, M, & N. It's like you've rested your head on a comfy clean linen pillow, just by reading those three letters. So by this point you're like, "Ok, hit me with a new vowel, I'm ready." And along comes Mr. Solid himself, the letter O, which feels dark & refreshing on your mouth like crunching a cold vegetable and drinking cool water. You're blissed out now, and your mind can hardly grasp all the interesting variety you've seen so far... and then the alphabet's like "Oh, you wanna see something? Check out P!" And it, well, pops. But you barely have time to register it because the alphabet's like, "...and here's Q!" And WOW your mind is BLOWN now. Q??? Are you serious? So the alphabet wisely dials things back for a few letters here, because we still have still some important consonants to go and you can't be completely catatonic yet. R. S. T. You're panting. You're like, "Ok, alphabet. One more vowel please, my throat is dry." And you get U, which is tangy and rusty and vinegar-y, but at this point you appreciate all its liquid complexity."Fine," you tell the alphabet, "I know we're almost done here, so just dump out whatever's left in your bag of tricks. All the weirdest stuff you've been holding back. Hit me with it." And alphabet's like, "Are you sure," and you're like, "At this stage in the journey I am prepared for anything," and alphabet says "Okayyyy..." And so, yeah, shit gets WEIRD. And you LOVE it. Like, V sounds like something directly from outer space. W is a letter that randomly has three syllables, like, you never even thought that was possible before now. X. X??? Holy... And then Y. It's a VOWEL AND A CONSONANT? And just before your brain shuts down completely, the lets loose the wildest POSSIBLE letter: Z!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can't even breathe. Are you still all there? Or have your limbs been scattered through the galaxy at this freaking point?? You look back to the beginning of your journey. There's A, nodding and winking, giving you that spark of reassurance you need. The world is a buffet of experiences -- course after course of colors and tastes and sensations and emotions -- but with a leader like A, your heart knows that everything is in its perfect place. Everything is as it should be.
So IN CONCLUSION, the alphabet is in the ideal order for human consumption, and it certainly should not have been included in this list of arbitrary items.

Youtube comment, the next of which is someone asking if he has synesthesia.

[Malt_Hitman]

Today I learned about Nazi Furries. This is a thing that is real.
Even other furries hate them. Too good.

I'm having trouble imagining what the overlap is, but it's also making me laugh. Normally I'd google for confirmation, but, well, furries.

Well imagine a bunch of guys in fursuits. Now imagine them wearing SS uniforms with swastikas draped everywhere.

Any chance there are Axis furries and Allied furries and they get together and they do historical reenactment as furries?  I’d find that very entertaining.

[Graknorke]

Any chance there are Axis furries and Allied furries and they get together and they do historical reenactment as furries?  I’d find that very entertaining.

No, just nazis getting it on with each other. Which is funny because in actual Nazi Germany homosexuality would have got you shot.

[hops]

But what about liking animals?
If you know what I mean

[Longinus]

im dying this guy is completley crzy