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[scrdest]

It's better than Michelangelo's dented oranges, at least.

Well, this here is a marble grapefruit attached to either a Gray or a gynoid.

[Graknorke]

I can't decide if this is inappropriate to share or not, but it really did make me laugh.

Jean Fouquet doesn't quite grasp mammaries. Contains 15th-century nudity, so might not be appropriate for all ages or occupations.

Could have not have, like, called someone over to look at? Or even to look at the painting. It would have taken all of a cursory glance at pretty much any human with breasts to go "no wait I fucked this up".

[scrdest]

I can't decide if this is inappropriate to share or not, but it really did make me laugh.

Jean Fouquet doesn't quite grasp mammaries. Contains 15th-century nudity, so might not be appropriate for all ages or occupations.

Could have not have, like, called someone over to look at? Or even to look at the painting. It would have taken all of a cursory glance at pretty much any human with breasts to go "no wait I fucked this up".

Verily, he could. If he wanted to go straight to HELL, art I right?

[Graknorke]

I didn't even mean he'd have to look at *gasp* exposed flesh. His reference could be wearing a burqa and anyone with eyesight could still tell that he'd made some horrible mistakes with anatomy.

[GiglameshDespair]

Those mammaries are calamities.

[Frumple]

I didn't even mean he'd have to look at *gasp* exposed flesh. His reference could be wearing a burqa and anyone with eyesight could still tell that he'd made some horrible mistakes with anatomy.

Or just had a fairly unusual reference. We actually have people that look like that -- sometimes cosmetic surgery goes wrong, okay? -- nowadays at least. Maybe there were some back then, too.

[Graknorke]

I didn't even mean he'd have to look at *gasp* exposed flesh. His reference could be wearing a burqa and anyone with eyesight could still tell that he'd made some horrible mistakes with anatomy.

Or just had a fairly unusual reference. We actually have people that look like that -- sometimes cosmetic surgery goes wrong, okay? -- nowadays at least. Maybe there were some back then, too.

Doesn't look like it. First breast implant surgery done in the 1800s.

[Frumple]

What mankind creates, nature sometimes provides on its own.

[Helgoland]

You guys are pervs: Just take your eyes off those breasts for a second and look at the rest of that painting. Other bits of anatomy don't look like that in real life either. Hell, babies certainly don't look like that!
Have you considered that the painter might not have been going for realism?

[i2amroy]

Yeah, the art style of the time was a whole 300 years before the development of realism. Add onto that the fact that it took another couple hundred years before painters and sculptors came to the conclusion that a woman's body wasn't just a man's body with a bit removed and two handfuls thrown onto the chest, and it's very easy to see how it can be so bad in some aspects.

[Tawa]

Look at all of these uncool losers smoking, which is uncool.

[Orange Wizard]

I didn't even mean he'd have to look at *gasp* exposed flesh. His reference could be wearing a burqa and anyone with eyesight could still tell that he'd made some horrible mistakes with anatomy.

Or just had a fairly unusual reference. We actually have people that look like that -- sometimes cosmetic surgery goes wrong, okay? -- nowadays at least. Maybe there were some back then, too.

Doesn't look like it. First breast implant surgery done in the 1800s.

I followed that link without thinking and people saw boobs on my screen.

Thanks.

[i2amroy]

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Yes, because those dastardly USA operatives are the only ones with black people in them!

[Graknorke]

I followed that link without thinking and people saw boobs on my screen.

Thanks.

oh no wikipedia boobs. whatever shall they think

[GiglameshDespair]

Such a terrible pervert. Lock him away for life.