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[Tawa]

Bike lanes were clearly Ashnard's real motive. Daein just had such a large military in comparison to road construction crews that it was cheaper and faster to invade Crimea and give it back (the latter of which Ike and co kindly interrupted at the end of the game) than to build the lanes themselves.

[Orange Wizard]

IF GOD WERE A WOMAN, SPERM WOULD TASTE LIKE CHOCOLATE

[Arx]

At this point I believe we have had three kings, a god, and Barack Obama in our IT class.

[Atomic Emu]

Death to teetotalers and vegetarians!

[i2amroy]

Why do I feel like this thread is slowly morphing into the OOC thread?

[Frumple]

Eesh. Deep, exploitative negotiations over the ownership of a castle and surrounding land. In the process, character puts a rider on the cost for someone's shoes.

The best part is what comes after. Shoe-owner is incredulous and attempts to flee (to be fair, they're really nice shoes), and his friends pin him down, beat him, and steal the bloody shoes.

It... it's pretty great. I mean, how do you respond to that? What do you do when someone effectively calls out a hit on your freaking shoes?

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Is from a... korean web novel, I think. Something like that. Called Ark. Somewhat similar in theme to Legendary Moonlight Sculptor, but different enough to be worth reading. And possessing a protagonist that's somehow even more casually immoral than Weed.

E: And when the shoes are handed over, the shoe-owner is there, crying over it. Glorious.

[Graknorke]

I know what everyone's getting for birthdays next year!
No really though. "L'il Fuhrer." I don't know if I can properly formulate a reponse to that this exists. Not like that'll stop me buying one for someone though. They're going to print in the next couple of months.

[Helgoland]

That shock troll missed the photoshare thread

[McDonald]

Shock troll?

I made myself a sandwich, sat down with it and then started blowing on it.

[Baffler]

Yeah, he posted the same 2 (not shocking) porn pictures, followed by a Steve Carrell reaction gif, followed by two gore images dozens of times in a row in that same pattern in a bunch of different threads. Something about drama on another board leaking onto this one.

[timferius]

I've seen cigarette packages more shocking than that troll. Inept shock trolling makes me laugh. What's the point if you're not going to do it well?

[Darvi]

Inconveniencing people?

[Orange Wizard]

Eh. Some people are more sensitive to some things. I can stare at absolutely horrific gore without any problem, but the smell of anything stronger than a particularly bad poop will have me reeling and vomiting for the next hour or so.

[KingofstarrySkies]

...No, brain. You're not gonna go look for the images.
No.
Nooooooooo.
Bad.

[hops]

B-buh it did shock me :c
Now I'm scared of opening any images ;-;

* Caroline is apparently super easy to shock

That's A Good Thing, imo. It means you're still innocent.