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Orange Wizard

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #1755 on: February 24, 2015, 04:18:13 pm »
... ew.
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #1756 on: February 24, 2015, 04:19:31 pm »
How did they figure that out anyway?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #1757 on: February 24, 2015, 04:20:40 pm »
Quote from: Helgoland on February 24, 2015, 04:17:21 pm
Quote from: Wikipedia 'Semen' page
When the British Secret Intelligence Service discovered that semen made a good invisible ink, Sir George Mansfield Smith-Cumming noted of his agents that "Every man (is) his own stylo".
Yes, that was his real name.
Dear god. Talk about fitting names...
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Orange Wizard

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #1758 on: February 24, 2015, 04:22:59 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on February 24, 2015, 04:19:31 pm
How did they figure that out anyway?
Well, there was this one time when James Bond couldn't find any attractive women to seduce...
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #1759 on: February 24, 2015, 04:47:52 pm »
Quote from: Orange Wizard on February 24, 2015, 04:22:59 pm
Quote from: Aklyon on February 24, 2015, 04:19:31 pm
How did they figure that out anyway?
Well, there was this one time when James Bond couldn't find any attractive women to seduce...
The implications are even worse. You reveal invisible ink by oxidizing it. Or, in normal people speak, !!FIRE!!. Bond must've been into some weird shit.
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We are doomed. It's just that whatever is going to kill us all just happens to be, from a scientific standpoint, pretty frickin' awesome.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #1760 on: February 24, 2015, 04:50:39 pm »
Quote from: miauw62 on February 24, 2015, 10:20:43 am
Apparently my best friend's steam name is also the title of some gay eroge.
C:
I just spent 5 minutes trying to find which one it was.
What am I doing with my life.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #1761 on: February 24, 2015, 07:16:18 pm »
Those are some small eggs with big yokes you have there..
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #1762 on: February 24, 2015, 07:28:07 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on February 24, 2015, 07:02:35 pm
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bu-bu-bu-bu-but mooooooooom

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #1763 on: February 24, 2015, 08:17:46 pm »
Just found out there's a new season of Archer! And it's awesome!
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #1764 on: February 24, 2015, 11:37:45 pm »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #1765 on: February 25, 2015, 02:00:57 am »
Turns out the DM misread some things during an encounter we had the other day.

We should have all been turned to red stains on the floor.

Not the first time this has happened.

Edit: Looked up the spell in question myself. He was double-wrong. It should have been a cake-walk instead.
« Last Edit: February 25, 2015, 02:06:22 am by BlackFlyme »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #1766 on: February 25, 2015, 10:29:44 pm »
Heh heh.

Chuckle-worthy, at least.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #1767 on: February 25, 2015, 11:34:24 pm »
Quote from: Some guys talking about bike lanes
User1:  "Well at least you have them. I've never seen one in my city in Russia"
User2:  "return crimea"
User1: "Will that magically create bike lanes in Russia?"
User2: "Yes"
User1: "In that case, more countries should annex Crimea and give it back, bike lanes are neat."

I laughed.  Too in-context for the OOCQ thread.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #1768 on: February 25, 2015, 11:38:33 pm »
Daein could use some bike lanes, too.[/waytoomanyfireemblemjokesshutuptaw]
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #1769 on: February 25, 2015, 11:53:16 pm »
Quote from: Tawarochir on February 25, 2015, 11:38:33 pm
Daein could use some bike lanes, too.[/waytoomanyfireemblemjokesshutuptaw]
Oh good, so I'm not the only one who keeps thinking it's that Crimea.
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