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[Reelya]

I just decided to take a peek at Timecube.com. Can't stop giggling.

Im confused.

I sort of understand timecube.com now. It's still insane, but his theory is that there are really 4 days at the same time since it's dawn, noon, dusk, midnight at 4 places at the same time, rather than "one day" at the same time. So there are really 4 different "days" simultaneously, hence timecube.com

He doesn't seem to get that timezones already fully account for this. So rather than his rant attacking that the one day is really 4 days, he should be answering our question of why he only advocates 4 worldwide timezones rather than 24.

[Orange Wizard]

But cubes have six sides, not four.

[WillowLuman]

At the meetup today, I arrived 3rd and while we were waiting for the remainder to arrive, some nearby people shouted over "HEY! YOU GUYS LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE SOME WEED!" Just, out of the blue.

Well...

Could you have used some weed?

Because those people probably had some weed.

Not really. But it was hilarious to just suddenly hear it out of the blue. They were probably just trying to push it upon whoever they could, but it's funny to think there was something about the three of us that said "CRITICAL DEFICIT OF CANNABIS"

[Reelya]

But cubes have six sides, not four.

"times square" was already taken

[Tawa]

So that's what he was talking about? I thought he was just spouting psuedo-religious crap as a platform to call the reader an "educated brainwashed moron" every third sentence.

[Reelya]

To quote timecube.com
Belly-Button  Logic Works.
He mentions the belly buttons a number of times, mostly in the context of their being no god, and every man having a belly button (this seems to be anti bible creation stuff).

EDIT: Holy shit, I just realized there are extra pages on timecube.com. How much of this is there. Page 2 seems to be heading into rightwing extreme racist territory.

[SirQuiamus]

I've always thought that timecube.com is a parody. Because, you know, even randomly generated texts make more sense.

[Orange Wizard]

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Indeed.

[Arx]

RIP English grammar.

[scrdest]

I've always thought that timecube.com is a parody. Because, you know, even randomly generated texts make more sense.

It's called word salad; the guy (awesomely named Gene Ray, I can see it being a mad scientist's superweapon) is a diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic, and it's a typical symptom.

[TD1]

RIP English grammar.

Well, someone is going to be confronted by a host of undead unicorns.

Edit
Someone posted this on facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/BeingAGeek531/photos/a.105443159616.81520.103137454616/10153144351394617/?type=1
Also, I don't tend to use facebook, do I don't know if that link will work.

[KingofstarrySkies]

oh my god why would you even

[IronTomato]

http://youtu.be/9j9_VNDs2u4

I like this guy's videos.

I can't move forward, I can only move to the sides. Why can I only move to the sides? You know what, who am I to complain, this was a design decision, I'm sure. Probably has some deep meaning to it, that... Using guns and violence in a public park cannot move us forward as a society, but instead has us moving side to side.

As the age-old proverb goes, "when man have weapon in park, drive vehicle into tree."

[Graknorke]

I could tell from that quote that it was Alpha Zylon.
I suppose being that memorable makes it a success in some way.

[rabidgam3r]

Critikal is a national treasure, the kind that excites Nicolas Cage sexually.